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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
My pecker is getting old faster than i am.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would recommend hanging out with old people, so you catch up with the age of your penis.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    I would recommend hanging out with old people, so you catch up with the age of your penis.
    Worthy of some consideration.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe you could get it carbon dated?
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