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Doggie style

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
My boyfriend loves doggie style but he says he doesn't like it when I make dog noises like woof woof, he says he needs to concentrate. I like pretending to be a doggie woggy though. Is he being unreasonable?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hell yes, next time you're getting into your woof-ing, if he objects then you should turn around and snarl at him. If he protests further, bite him.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    people actually bark when they do it doggy style?

    i must be boring, haha!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    blah blah blah wrote: »
    people actually bark when they do it doggy style?

    i must be boring, haha!


    Ha, thats what I was thinking! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Start sniffing around and raise one leg sideways up. Post about his reaction.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd like it if a girl barked during the act ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It sounds like you are trying to "lead" him astray :d
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote: »
    My boyfriend loves doggie style but he says he doesn't like it when I make dog noises like woof woof, he says he needs to concentrate. I like pretending to be a doggie woggy though. Is he being unreasonable?

    If you are trying to appeal to his bestial side, perhaps he would be more comfortable if you made sheep noises?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote: »
    If you are trying to appeal to his bestial side, perhaps he would be more comfortable if you made sheep noises?
    'Cos he'd rather fuck ewe than a bitch? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wooooooooah wrote: »
    'Cos he'd rather fuck ewe than a bitch? :p

    Exactly! :lol:
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Trollololol
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Ask him if he'd prefer you to quote the bible when in the missionary position.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote: »
    Ask him if he'd prefer you to quote the bible when the missionary position.

    :lol:
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    AuroraAurora Posts: 11,722 An Original Mixlorian
    Skive wrote: »
    Ask him if he'd prefer you to quote the bible when in the missionary position.

    haha :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    doggers
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: ^^ this thread
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    As far as he's concerned he should just be happy to be getting some, beasty noises or not.

    Seriously though dogs are cool.


    But not like that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tried a few sheep noises last night. I think he liked it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A throaty moo-ing does it for me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    whenever my sex wanted to do doggy he'd shout out 'BEAST MODE!!' top of his lungs. i think id prefer dog noises haha :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmfao...sex isn't really a joke though..make if you made 'sexy' barking noises and snarled at him, he would be turned on?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We have a laugh about sex. I try not to take things too seriously :)
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    PaperTongues wrote: »
    sex isn't really a joke though
    It is if you do it properly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote: »
    Ask him if he'd prefer you to quote the bible when in the missionary position.

    AHA, THIS IS LEGENDARY. :')
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    PaperTongues wrote: »
    lmfao...sex isn't really a joke though..

    It is if it is with a clown,
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe you should try shouting 'giddy-up' when riding him too?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote: »
    It is if it is with a clown,

    Id be more worried that i had managed to pull a clown more then anything.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Id be more worried that i had managed to pull a clown more then anything.

    Clowns need loving too...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote: »
    Clowns need loving too...

    Tears of a clown.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    G-Raffe wrote: »
    Tears of a clown.
    http://www.stopclownpornnow.org/

    LMAO.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote: »
    http://www.stopclownpornnow.org/

    LMAO.....
    What did you google to find this? :chin:
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