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wot would u do

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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wot would u do if one of ur parents walked in when u were wanking. It has never happend to me but i had a close call last night?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think Harry is the best person to answer this! he is so open about stroking the salami I'm sure his mum already knows <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    roflmfao

    i think id be more concerned if i caught my mum wanking omg that would be sooo disgusting,

    i thought i heard her doing it once but she was lifting something or doing something i forget now,

    but ewww imagine that, *cringe* no dont u might be sick,

    Seriously tho, like try n do it when shes not in n stuff, n dont sit there wiv it out in full view in case she did come in the room or something.

    Theres my little input sorry if its not much.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its happened to me, and my mates caught me as well, u cant even imagine the embarresment
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    yeah you were doing it through the window chris <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    It is inevitable that once in your adolesence that you will be caught out or nearly caught out by a parent.

    I don't think there is a single lad who can't relate to Jim in american pie who's cracking one off when his mum brings the washing in.

    I have been walked in on many times whilst in progress. Once I was walked in on by my mum and was just at the point of no return so yes I did a jim and reached for a sock and layed face down pretending to read a mag.

    Another time My dad caught me in progress as he fleetingly glanced through the bedroom window.... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; and then proceed to move on as if he hadn't noticed, then banged on the window. But he was cool he came in later that night reminded me about discretion and keeping the curtains drawn properly, he proceeded to join me in having a read of my porn mags. For an old man who's 40 years older than me he can be awesomely cool.

    It is inevitable and just cause they don;t see it happening doesn't mean they don't know it's happening after all they were young once and it's a natural part of human sexual development... Try not to worry about it dude.

    enough of giving away my youthful exuberence .... lol
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    Luk
    The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    Hey <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    Im a girl so i wouldnt know But i got caught shagging this guy!His dad walked in and just looked! I was sooo embarresesd!
    Love GrizzlyB <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My ex once shared a flat with some mates & one day his Dad popped round to see him.

    His mates (some mates <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; ) knowing he was in bed with two girls, just sent his Dad right on in.

    His Dad looked round the door & said "oh!....you're in then" & my ex just grinned & said "yeh Dad, well in".

    Not really relevant, but I just thought I'd share that with you. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    j9
    I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.

    MTS ^5 <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    [This message has been edited by j9 (edited 03-02-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    yeah you were doing it through the window chris <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    lol.

    im a girl, so i can't really contribute but i spose its probably very embarrassin!

    j9 - was this b4 or after u were wiv this guy?!? He sounds very...... open lol <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Drifter:

    j9 - was this b4 or after u were wiv this guy?!? He sounds very...... open lol <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


    It was b4 me, it was just casual sex with two of his mates! He's still friends with them now (at least 20 yrs later) even though he got crabs from one of them during the fun & games. roflol <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    j9


    I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.

    MTS ^5 ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ohhhh

    he sounds like a bit of a player!

    rofl @ crabs!

    teehee! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I almost got caught.
    My gf was wanking me off and I had just cum when the phone rang. My gf ran and got me some tissue paper to clean up and while I was removing the baby batter mum started coming upstairs asking what i was doing and that my mate was on the phone. I quickly pulled my trousers up over the mess, ran past mum, put the toilet paper down the loo and ran and got the phone.
    When I went into the lounge to tell my mum that my mate was coming round later she glared at me and told me about the toilet paper...I'd forgotten to flush the evidence DOH!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how embrassing!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Caught... not yet...
    I normally do it when theres no-one in, I lock all the doors and close the bathroom blinds. (If done in shower, evidence is set to auto-destruct).

    When I decide, its time for a spontaneous toss, I can guaruntee that the doorbell will ring or the phone will when I'm just about to...

    So my advice, save it for the shower, then the parents can't possibly see! Specially with the lock on the door and/or the shower curtain.

    TIP OF THE DAY:
    Never wank in the bath... unless you want you hair gelling the cheap way. (ala 'Theres something about Mary')
    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Insane:

    TIP OF THE DAY:
    Never wank in the bath... unless you want you hair gelling the cheap way. (ala 'Theres something about Mary')


    ewww...but true...i found out that cum does not dissipate in the bath...nothing happened, but it was a valuable lesson to learn,

    newa...ne1 done it in a swimming pool?
    I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No strangest place I've done it was in my shed... don't know why, just get these urges. Anyone know what I mean?

    Strangest place I was given a hand job... (This was good!!! Scary, but f**kin satisfying!!!!)
    I was watching the world cup in my front room with my parents... but I was with my GF on the settee, but still easily within there field of view if they turned their heads 60 degrees right. Anyway, she subtle put her hand 'down there', and tugged away gently, and we just kept swapping turns all the way though the match! (Later we went into extra time!)
    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok insane i know theres something about the fact that you could get caught doing things,

    but....

    i dont know, this thing about being in the same room as your parents <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/confused.gif"&gt;

    I think DONT EVEN GO THERE springs to mind, I just could never do that.

    God i wouldnt even be alive if my dad found me doing something like that in his house never mind the same room as him <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; and as for the lad well im sure he would suffer <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    and i wouldnt care cos id be dead by then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i was sitting next to my gf at the table having lunch and her mum and dad were sitting opposite us and she gave me a hand job. It was scary....cos it was so easy to get caught but it so much satifying cos its just the doing it in public thing.
    BTW - im not sure if this is the film in thinking of but is it human traffic where hes wanking in front of the mirror with a porno on the floor and his mum walks in with the dinner? Now, thats funny
    Respect
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was easy for me, she had a mini skirt on, she crossed her legs (in a way in which to hide what was going on) and when she did it to me I put the ankle of one leg onto the knee of my other, to hide what was happening. Its hard to explain without demonstrating (...girls?) I think. Also it was very slow movements no rigourous as you like to hope. Oh, we used to do the same thing when in the car with either of our parents! Hee hee
    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by city_boy:
    i was sitting next to my gf at the table having lunch and her mum and dad were sitting opposite us and she gave me a hand job. It was scary....cos it was so easy to get caught but it so much satifying cos its just the doing it in public thing.
    BTW - im not sure if this is the film in thinking of but is it human traffic where hes wanking in front of the mirror with a porno on the floor and his mum walks in with the dinner? Now, thats funny


    Human Traffic is one of my most favourite movies EVER!!!!
    Yeah that part is toooooo funny!
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thought so

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    Respect
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My Dad walked in on me once while I was having a "hand crank" and I was spurting as he came in. He did a quick U-turn and walked out ... oh my god, I could hardly look at him for months after that.

    Actually, the VERY FIRST time I ever wanked (which should have been a wonderful, private voyage of personal discovery) my female cousin walked in. Needless to say, she made her excusues and left. But I was sooooo worked up by that stage, I carried on until my cork popped. Is that dedication to the art of self abuse or wot???

    But the funniest account of being caught beating the one-eyed trouser snake was with a mate of mine. He was beating himself off, eyes closed and with his music up really high. After he had finished and he looked around to find some tissue to clean up with, he noticed a cup of tea by his bed where his mother had come in and put it down on his side-cabinet. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;



    "One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol.. I've never been caught myself, know a m8 who got caught by his sister.. n have had the unfortunate expierience of staying over at a friends house n seen them wanking... TWICE!!! 2 different friends 2 different times..

    Was caught gettin a hand job by a bouncer in a club a while back.. pretty embarrassin but funny as fuck... and had to b caught 1 time used to get em loads.... luxury of baggy jeans
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But the funniest account of being caught beating the one-eyed trouser snake was with a mate of mine. He was beating himself off, eyes closed and with his music up really high. After he had finished and he looked around to find some tissue to clean up with, he noticed a cup of tea by his bed where his mother had come in and put it down on his side-cabinet. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Ohmygods!
    Whoa, I dunno what I'd do if that happened to me!!

    Parents spend the best part of your childhood teaching you manners but they don't even knock before entering you room (Or as I find is always the case).

    Y'know I never realised so many people wank. I don't know what I'd do if any of my mates ever found this bored and worked out who I am! Man that'd be sooooo embarassing!!
    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by j9:
    My ex once shared a flat with some mates & one day his Dad popped round to see him.

    His mates (some mates <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; ) knowing he was in bed with two girls, just sent his Dad right on in.

    His Dad looked round the door & said "oh!....you're in then" & my ex just grinned & said "yeh Dad, well in".

    Not really relevant, but I just thought I'd share that with you. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    j9


    that is a cool story j9 i love it!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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