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Hurrah for weed. Stoned 4 tha 1st time in 2 weeks (last time now 4 yonks so hurrah).
Haands up who loves WEED! My hand is waving man. Cheers to my m8 Mr M P (he ain't no polititian man, don't worry!!!!)
mmmmmmmm, weed.
Ooh, i'm watching the Simpsons. How cool is life?
Laa dee dah dee dah. I think i'm gonna go eat some marshmellows, or drink lemonade with toast (i think that one).
Ra ra ra
Haands up who loves WEED! My hand is waving man. Cheers to my m8 Mr M P (he ain't no polititian man, don't worry!!!!)
mmmmmmmm, weed.
Ooh, i'm watching the Simpsons. How cool is life?
Laa dee dah dee dah. I think i'm gonna go eat some marshmellows, or drink lemonade with toast (i think that one).
Ra ra ra
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im zonked too m8, been chatting bollox all night, been bouncing round my room like a loony, yes my son! your heard me talking absolute crud about some thing called a modified duck with the new air con and power steering and its beastly 3.2 engine, no one can beat the power of a duck,
bring it onnnnn
my mate thought her feet were talking to her once after she'd been smoking. we were in a club and she was wearing uncomfortable, high heeled shoes. she saat down and put her feet up, then she thought they were talking to her, saying how could you put us through this pain, these shoes are awful and we dont deserve it!:D
My friend had a whitey and i couldn't help laughing at her - evil I know, but I was stoned and it was funny at the time.
I got home in the early hours of the morning, my mum was sat watching telly, rather drunk on wine. She started blabbing on about the legalisation of cannabis, and how it should be... etc. (well you can carry a certain about of gms over here).
My mum is such a ditzy old git, she's like a younger version of my nan, so we thought 'hey it would be hilarious if we could see her stoned'. Since she was going on about cannabis, we thought 'hey wait a minute... mum... would you smoke if we told you we had some?'. She said 'hell yeah!'
I got out the shit, and rolled the biggest reefer which took me about 10 minutes, and I'm a pretty good roller. I was well impressed, handed it to my mum, and she smoked the WHOLE FUCKING THING to herself!
We were sat there like 'errr.... mum... you know, can we have some??'. Anyways, she hogged it all to herself.
Then something came up on tv which was so unfunny, and she burst out laughing, and didn't stop. She was falling off her chair in laughter, and to see my mum like that was the funniest thing in the world.
Anyways, we all went to bed eventually, and i got up to go to the toilet at some point, went downstairs to find my mum laying on the floor still laughing.
Sorry, random. It was the most hilarious night of my life. Remind me to pop over to A'dam again sometime. With my mummy. heh...