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A great, big ROFFLECOPTER

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Just got back form food shopping. Middle aged couple loading the conveyor belt with their shopping.

*packet of sunflower seeds breaks open*

Wife - 'Duncan, watch what you're doing.'

Husband (presumably Duncan) - 'What ?'

Wife - 'You've spilt your seed all over the conveyor belt.'

:D

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