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A great, big ROFFLECOPTER
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Just got back form food shopping. Middle aged couple loading the conveyor belt with their shopping.
*packet of sunflower seeds breaks open*
Wife - 'Duncan, watch what you're doing.'
Husband (presumably Duncan) - 'What ?'
Wife - 'You've spilt your seed all over the conveyor belt.'
*packet of sunflower seeds breaks open*
Wife - 'Duncan, watch what you're doing.'
Husband (presumably Duncan) - 'What ?'
Wife - 'You've spilt your seed all over the conveyor belt.'
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Only hope they had some Kleenex too...
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