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Mugabe
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Anyone keep up with politics in Zimbabwe. I know you guys use to have it colonized. anyway what do you think of that idiot Mugabe. Now he is forcing white farmers to leave their crops to die when half the country suffers from starvation. The thing is, he just gives the land to his political supporters
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The white farmers are fucktards for staying there and allowing themselves to be bullied
The black zimbabweans are fucktards for keeping mugabe in power
Mugabe is just a fucktard
Now the black zimbabweans are all going to starve to death just because of Mugabes hatred of whites and lust for power. I believe they are now officially classed as in danger of famine.
I certainly wont be giving to the inevitable charity fundraisers for the zimbabwean people.
So you are planning to grow up at some point? :eek:
When will this be? I could note it in my diary...
Who could aspire to grow up with such leadership shining forth out of the dark continent? Who indeed?
So Mugabe goes to hell where he meets Satan. Satan welcomes him with open arms and tells him that he will receieve much better treatment down here than the others suffering eternal damnation.
Mugabe is delighted that there is an upside to the afterlife, but quickly notices he left all his luggage in heaven.
Satan tells him not to worry and sends to little devils to collect it for him.
When the devils arrive in heaven they find the gates are locked and they stand around for a few minutes trying to think of a plan. After a few minutes one of the little devils suggests climbing over the fence. So they begin to climb over it to retrieve the luggage. A short distance away, 2 little angels are watching, when one says to the other "Mugabe's only been down there 10 minutes and already we're getting refugees"
Mugabe, can I say more?:D