Jelking?

Former Member · January 2001

Hi,
I was arguing/discussing with a friend at school today. I said that it isn't possible to enlarge penis size apart from some dodgy operation they do to detach the base of the penis from the pelvis bone or something.

But he said that one could use a process called "jelking" ... have any boys heard of it and does it work (not that I need it, I hurry to say *cough* *cough*) .... ? Erm ... it's all for RESEARCH purposes really. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">

Former Member · January 2001

lol <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">

don't know much about willies really coz i aint got 1!

Sorry <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">

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Former Member · January 2001

I might have heard of it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"> , there is such thing, but i think its all too much effort for another inch or so.

Girl-From-Mars · January 2001

ive never heard of it, although there was a post here about some kind of exercise you could do, so i guess its the same thing.

i think its a load of rubbish, i dont believe you can change the size anyway for a start, and even if you could, so what? who cares if you can increase it by an inch, too much pointless effort on something that doesnt matter! it sooooo doesnt matter, anyone who thinks it does clearly dosnt know what theyre talking about! anyway ive heard its girth rather than length <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"> its only the first 2 or 3 inches of a woman's vagina that has nerve endings anyway, any further in and its just a feeling of "fullness" i guess.

so my opinion, dont waste your time!!

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Former Member · January 2001

It could be that weird vacuum pump thing where u got this toob with a pipe comin off and put it over yer nob and increase the suction, saw it on eurotrash, looks so damn painful!!!

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Girl-From-Mars · January 2001

isnt that pump for people who cant get erections? i watched a pro about impotence once and that was on it!

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Former Member · January 2001

This sounds very painfull, somthing the Gestpo would use! and i bet it would have bloody worked too!

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Former Member · January 2001

I think it was harry that came up with some thing about makin it bigger, n no one understood him cos he didnt explain it so we could understand,

but ermm gfm it is nice to feel full in fact!!

N i like big ones!!!

Ne way im gettin horny now <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"> so im gonna shut up!

FUck im not really
I am
Im not
I am
Im not!

NOw youll never know!!

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I have an awful habit of doing that lately, n i dont know why.

Girl-From-Mars · January 2001

lol spirit, yeah i noticed!

spirit i also wasnt denying that its a good feeling, just thats what i know about the nerve endings.

anyway what do i know?

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Former Member · February 2001

i have heard of it aswell but i think dat it makes u infirtile

Girl-From-Mars · February 2001

Originally posted by S:
i have heard of it aswell but i think dat it makes u infirtile

rubbish! the whole thing is rubbish in fact, theres no way you can increase the size of it by masturbating, its an urban myth!!

If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.

Former Member · February 2001

Okay, heres my view...

This makes me sound tiny I know, but who cares, you don't know me! (If any ladies want a demo, come down to Notts)

Anyway, here goes.... ahem...

"HOW BIG DO YOU WANT IT TO BE?"

The averages size when fully aroused is 6" give or take. However in surveys carried out on girls, they state they would be quite happy with smaller ones (And in many cases preferred them). The big ones could be painful. The thing to remember is that 6" is about the size of one of those 15cm rulers. And a girls valley is only roughly 15cm deep. (Give or take) so if its any bigger, good for you! You can brag, but don't hurt you lady by trying to dig too deep! If its smaller it will be more comfortable for her! And guys isn't that the most important thing! Her pleasure! (It is to me).

Sticking to the subject, I've never heard of "Jelking", are they like the "Jellykins". And those vacuum pumps are used in conjunction with a limp flagpole (Which is no laughing matter I can assure you), besides theres normally at least once in every guys sex life that for some reason (No matter how turned on) you can't get it up.

Or alternativley it could be used to stretch the flagpole. However, this process takes time and for what you gain its utterly pointless anyway. So basically, its 'as useful as a chocolate teapot'.

If you are impotent (Or have troubles keeping the blood pressure up in it, use one of those rings. They're less painful.

Where do I get this info from? Well for once it isn't a personal experience!!

Anyway I know I strayed from the subject a little as I know J@ke didn't ask about potency or enlarging it as such, but I just thought this info might be of some interest to someone. Afterall this bored is for help, not just finding out about peoples habits. Though some of my threads aim that way. Whooops!

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Jelking?

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