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It's not cheating because.......
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Okay so just a bit of fun, a game goes like this, There is a situation posted above and you have to post "It's not cheating because.... and post a hair brained reason why its not cheating, it's all in the name of a laugh and the most stupid reasons why. once you have answered you post a situation. so for example
So an example
POSTER 1
Situation - A girl masterbates in front of you in public
POSTER 2
It's not cheating because.... it's the same as watching porn you didn't touch her
Situation - Someone grabs you and kisses you
So you've got a situation... begin.
So an example
POSTER 1
Situation - A girl masterbates in front of you in public
POSTER 2
It's not cheating because.... it's the same as watching porn you didn't touch her
Situation - Someone grabs you and kisses you
So you've got a situation... begin.
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Situation - You get caught having gay sex with your best friend
Situation - your partner caught you dancing a bit too dirty with their best friend
Situation- You get caught in bed with someone else.
Xx
Situation:
Your partner catches you going out to her best friends house with a bag that contains a strap on, a tube of primula cheese spread and a pair of her best knickers
Situation: Your partner finds pictures of other people in your phone **without clothes on!!**
Xx
Situation: Your partner finds your online dating profile that you activated last week
Situation: your ass of a friend tags a picture of you on facebook kissing a hot girl at a New Year's Eve party, fairly passionately...
Situation: your other half finds raunchy sexting messages on your phone
Situation - your partner is at your pc and someone messages you on MSN saying 'heyy sexi cant wait to see u again, just thinking about the other night makes me horni xx'.
It's okay, because you were thinking about the day they were born...
Situation: A prostitute turns up at your door, and your partner answers, and the prostitute says shes looking for you
Xx
Situation - your partner catches you pretty much having sex on the dance floor with someone else.
Situation - your partner catches you masturbating to 60+ porn
Situation - your partner catches you tasting his/her mothers underware.
Situation: Your partner catches the dog licking peanut butter off your privates.
Situation, You are caught in bed with your partners brother/sister
Your partner is confronted by a stranger who tells them they're you're lover and have been sleeping with them for 6 months.
Your parter finds in bed with their brother and sister
Your partner catches you in bed with your boss
Your partner catches you watching gay porn (assuming you're straight!)
Its not cheating because the chest of drawers is too small to hide in.
You find yourself in a 12-way orgy with your old class mates.
Situation: Your partner finds you shagging a sheep.
your partner finds you web-camming on a hook-up site, naked with a jar of nutella
Your wife comes home to find you wearing her sluttiest frock, bra and panties wearing make-up that looks like you fell into a skip at the back of the Avon factory, while two court judges masturbate over an inflatable sheep.
Your partner finds you licking cream off your secretary's boobs at the christmas party.
Your wife comes home to find you getting buggered by her elderly grandfather.
ETA - Katralla, I do not think you understand how this is working.
She opens your fishing bag to find your high heels and raunchy ladies underwear in your size....