It's not cheating because.......

Former Member

Okay so just a bit of fun, a game goes like this, There is a situation posted above and you have to post "It's not cheating because.... and post a hair brained reason why its not cheating, it's all in the name of a laugh and the most stupid reasons why. once you have answered you post a situation. so for example

So an example

POSTER 1

Situation - A girl masterbates in front of you in public


POSTER 2

It's not cheating because.... it's the same as watching porn you didn't touch her

Situation - Someone grabs you and kisses you


So you've got a situation... begin.

Former Member

Its not cheating because you ment you love them more in a plutonic way


Situation - You get caught having gay sex with your best friend

Former Member

It's okay cos you have narcolepsy and fell asleep during the goodbye kiss.

Situation - your partner caught you dancing a bit too dirty with their best friend

Former Member

But it's okay because you had your eyes closed...

Situation- You get caught in bed with someone else.
Xx

Former Member

It's okay because you were feeling a bit hypothermic.

Situation:
Your partner catches you going out to her best friends house with a bag that contains a strap on, a tube of primula cheese spread and a pair of her best knickers

Former Member

It's okay, because they are your friends and you are just returning them.

Situation: Your partner finds pictures of other people in your phone **without clothes on!!**
Xx

Former Member

It's okay, you're a photographer and those are models.

Situation: Your partner finds your online dating profile that you activated last week

Former Member

It's not cheating because it's for research purposes.

Situation: your ass of a friend tags a picture of you on facebook kissing a hot girl at a New Year's Eve party, fairly passionately...

Former Member

It's your evil twin brother and your arse of a friend got you guys confused - cos he's an arse.

Situation: your other half finds raunchy sexting messages on your phone

Former Member

It's not cheating because it's the same family.

Situation - your partner is at your pc and someone messages you on MSN saying 'heyy sexi cant wait to see u again, just thinking about the other night makes me horni xx'.

Former Member

PreciousAndLoveIt wrote: »

Situation - You're sleeping and you wake your partner because you're screaming their mums names and moaning...

It's okay, because you were thinking about the day they were born...

Situation: A prostitute turns up at your door, and your partner answers, and the prostitute says shes looking for you
Xx

Former Member

It's okay cos it's a nudist slumber party. "Didn't you know I'm a naturalist, honey?"

Situation - your partner catches you pretty much having sex on the dance floor with someone else.

Former Member

Its ok, its mans best friend

Situation - your partner catches you masturbating to 60+ porn

Former Member

Its okay, you had an itch whilst watching a documentary about the origins of viagra.

Situation - your partner catches you tasting his/her mothers underware.

Former Member

It's okay, you saw someone leaking some liquid on it and you were checking it wasn't poison.

Situation: Your partner catches the dog licking peanut butter off your privates.

Former Member

Its ok, think of the starving children in africa before you let food go to waste

Situation, You are caught in bed with your partners brother/sister

Former Member

Its not cheating because it was an 'art project'.

Your partner is confronted by a stranger who tells them they're you're lover and have been sleeping with them for 6 months.

Former Member

It's not cheating - they're just the office bunny boiler.

Your parter finds in bed with their brother and sister

Former Member

You are just making sure they do not break the law by having sex with each other


Your partner catches you in bed with your boss

Former Member

It's not cheating, it's just working up the career ladder.

Your partner catches you watching gay porn (assuming you're straight!)

Former Member

PreciousAndLoveIt wrote: »

It's okay because you had always wanted to know if the lighting in it was different than on hetrosexual porn.

Your partner finds your lover naked hiding in the wardrobe.

Its not cheating because the chest of drawers is too small to hide in.

You find yourself in a 12-way orgy with your old class mates.

Former Member

It's okay cos you invited her along and she wasn't keen.

Situation: Your partner finds you shagging a sheep.

Former Member

It's not cheating, it's a woolly pullover your dad sent you for Christmas.

your partner finds you web-camming on a hook-up site, naked with a jar of nutella

Former Member

It's not cheating, an internet doctor advised you to spread Nutella on you Eczma to help clear it up (it's the hazelnuts you know).

Your wife comes home to find you wearing her sluttiest frock, bra and panties wearing make-up that looks like you fell into a skip at the back of the Avon factory, while two court judges masturbate over an inflatable sheep.

Former Member

It's okay, you wanted to just see how she felt in her dresses so you can relate when she asks you how good it looks. The 2 court judges are on tv and you don't know the programme, you just flicked over now.

Your partner finds you licking cream off your secretary's boobs at the christmas party.

Former Member

You are a dirty stinking cheat who's been having it off with the secretary for a year now.

Former Member

Its ok your just cleaning them and helping the envrioment by using less paper towels


Your wife comes home to find you getting buggered by her elderly grandfather.


ETA - Katralla, I do not think you understand how this is working.

Former Member

You call the police and social services as grandfather has been buried for twenty years now.

Former Member

Don't forget to add the thing to justify for the next poster Kat, and the idea is to justify the situation, not to make it sound worse

Former Member

But I don't like rules!

Former Member

It's ok because she's going out with one of your mates, and you were writing them for him to send to her, rather than from you personally.

She opens your fishing bag to find your high heels and raunchy ladies underwear in your size....