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Euphamism generator! Haha!
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"needless to say, she spend the night alone dragging the melted cheese" best one so far lol
lubing the otter's Turkish paté.
:chin:
tickling the brass president.
"lets just say i had alot to learn about hammering the trouser cannon" classic !!!
I couldn't believe my best friend was actually cramming the wombat.
Unbeknownst to me, they were all pleasing the purple goat.
The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon tossing the great pearl.
some of these are just gross! so funny though!
unlocking the chicken.
Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed
plowing the technicolor friend.
Roflamo