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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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What is the best kind?

I shall vote for Charmin now and as I see fit at the present time, with the experience I have garnered, for always..

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had a bit to drink tonight, and even I think that's a weird question :-D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Andrex is best, as it's softest on the bum.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    charmin definately.

    But if you run out or your caught short in the wild your socks are best.
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Triple Velvet.

    If only because they replant the trees.

    SOFT SOFT SOFT!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ASDA's Smartprice. It's rough as hell, which gives you good purchase on the poop.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Any loo roll as long as it's not scented. That is just wrong.
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Oh Jarvey, how I've missed you. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no votes for Izal?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CptCoatHanger wrote: »
    ASDA's Smartprice. It's rough as hell, which gives you good purchase on the poop.

    +1
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote: »
    Triple Velvet.

    If only because they replant the trees.

    So do ANdrex, sort of. For every roll you buy they plant 3 puppies.

    Andrex personally, but not Andrex aloe vera, that just smears the shit round your arse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tesco Luxury Soft. Andrex in a different packet.

    Today I saw one call Andrex Shea Butter. That sound like something you want to wipe your arse with anyone?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CptCoatHanger wrote: »
    ASDA's Smartprice. It's rough as hell, which gives you good purchase on the poop.

    :heart:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :no: to Charmin, hate the stuff.

    :yes: To Andrex.

    I was in Morrisons last week and they had an offer where you could get a 12 pack of Andrex for the price of 9. This woman picked one up then put it back and picked up a normal 9 pack in a different colour then said to her husband that she wouldn't get the pack on offer as they were only available in white :eek2:

    Call me tight but who gives a shit what colour it is? I bought the pack with 3 extra free and it was white anyway so surely if you are fussed about colour then white is fine? Odd.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Got some stuff from the local supermarket - it's scented. Who the hell thought a drop of perfume on the sheets of paper being used to wipe my arse after a poo was going to help anything? It's the equivalent of throwing a waterbomb at the sun...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've only ever used Charmin, though many different varities, except in restrooms that aren't my own. I guess it is like peanut butter, you stick with what you grew up with
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the cheapest brand I can find, hidden in my room. I figure I spend about £50 a year for other people to wipe their arses.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I use one-layered tree bark. It gives your bum a good peeling.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep I agree with charmin, although i always mug myself in the supermarket and get the cheap own brand stuff!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Coupons and sales, my friend. I'm always amazed at people who will buy the generic brands when if you buy what you want on sale and have a coupon, the brand you prefer will end up being cheaper!
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