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Somewhat irrelevant- But PLEASE dont move me to Anything goes!!!! :)
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Well baisically, I need people to tell me cool quotes they know. They can be funny, or deep and meaningful-whatever.
This is baisically because i have decided that my sticker collection that i hmade from the ages of 4-7 that lives on my wardrobe is kinda out dated! So im guna get loadsa quotes print them out on different colour paer and cover my wardrobe in them!!!
Thanx everyone for the help in advance!!!!
Ps. The reason i put this on the sex board is cos this is where most people come, hardly anyone (myself included!!) looks on the anything goes board!
"I just want to feel safe in my own skin. I just want to be happy again." -Dido
This is baisically because i have decided that my sticker collection that i hmade from the ages of 4-7 that lives on my wardrobe is kinda out dated! So im guna get loadsa quotes print them out on different colour paer and cover my wardrobe in them!!!
Thanx everyone for the help in advance!!!!
Ps. The reason i put this on the sex board is cos this is where most people come, hardly anyone (myself included!!) looks on the anything goes board!
"I just want to feel safe in my own skin. I just want to be happy again." -Dido
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I never said I loved you...
However I will fuck you...
until someone better comes along!!!!
-- God
(according to the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, which contains much that is apocryphal or at least wildly innaccurate)
This Is A Public Warning: Monkeys can be harmful if swallowed in large quantities
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j9
I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.
MTS ^5
And an on-topic quote or 2:
"When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better"
-Mae West
"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried"
-Mae West
I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
lol i was gonna try and remember my old signature, but ive forgotten it! doh... oh yeah, its not strictly a quote,
"its better to regret things you have done rather than things you havent"
monkey_boy im gonna nick yours from your icq, if you want me to delete them tell me!! hehe
"life is like a pubic hair on a lavatory seat, before too long you get pissed off"
"if in doubt, just say bollocks to it and have a cup of lager"
"haste makes waste so i rarely hurry, but if a ferret were about to dart up my dress i'd run like buggery"
and the above quotes are courtesy of Monkey_Boy©!
and ive got one on my signature too! look down..
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
My signature is one of them:
and the second is:
"when you kill one it is a tragedy. when you kill 10 million it is a statistic".
-Josef Stalin
I think this is the most profound quote I have ever heard because it is true.
Join the Army and travel the world, meet new and exciting people and kill them.
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Jules
xxxxx
"I just want to feel safe in my own skin. I just want to be happy again." -Dido
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone i love and admire - woody allen
Always accept the probabal impossible over the improbabal possible - aristotle
My body clock's perfect, i just keep forgetting to set the alarm - good mate of mine
Always use the little grey cells - Hercule Poirot (Agatha Christie)
oooooooh unh unh unh aaaaaaah *squeal* - the porn film of your choice
This Is A Public Warning: Monkeys can be harmful if swallowed in large quantities
I swear I did not have sexual relations with that woman ~ Former US President Bill Clinton
The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
" i did not have sexual reltaions with that man/woman YET"
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what about small fury rodents named after vegetables ?????? sorry I couldn't resist !!!roflmao
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Luk
Sprout's been asking how you're doing ? he wonders why you've not asked about him recently...lol
The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
[This message has been edited by LUKA (edited 25-01-2001).]
get in touch with yourself by touching yourself. if someone is watching you,
stop touching yourself.
deal with your inner stress by indulging your senses: look for a rainbow,
stroke a piece of silk, listen to a cat purring, sniff a newly cut rose.
if no one is around, do drugs.
the clothes you wear reveal a great deal about the sort of person you are.
surprise other people by taking off all your clothes before you go out.
never underestimate the healing powers of custard.
laughter is often the best medicine. find a person much poorer than you, and
laugh at them.
sit in a park on a warm summers day and watch a bumble bee go from flower to
flower. what can you learn from the bumble bee?
basically fuck all.
love is not just a feeling, love is a powerful tool. show your powerful tool
to people and ask them to admire it. if they dont want to look at it, put it
away again.
sometimes, when youre depressed, you feel youre going to be depressed
forever. this is an illusion. you wont be depressed after youre dead.*
*as far as we know.
get pleasures out of the little things in life. step on an ant.
unresolved issues in the workplace can be a source of great tension for you
and your colleagues.
achieve closure by slamming a door in the face of somebody less important
than you.
connect with others by gluing your forehead to somebody elses.
get the most out of life by becoming very rich.
you dont really need makeup.
celebrate your authentic face by frightening people on the street.
let emptiness be your friend.
empty your mind.
empty your bank account.
empty a bottle.
lie down in a grassy park and relax completely.
close your eyes.
access your deep inner core by listening to your breathing.
after a few minutes, you will find yourself suffused by a feeling of warmth.
check to see whether youve been pissed on by a dog.
failure is only success waiting to happen.
next time you feel youre a failure, just say to yourself, "im waiting to
happen".
do not be afraid of death. death is merely the continuance of life, only
without the breathing. eat lots of spinach.
when you are experiencing stress in the workplace, there is nothing more
soothing than a herbal tea. make the tea in a large mug, add a generous
spoonful of organic honey, then pour the contents over the desktop PC of the
person who's been getting up your nose.
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"thats about as much use as a bloke with tits"
or
"thats about as much use as a motorbike with an ashtray"
Electro
[This message has been edited by ElectroFantasy (edited 25-01-2001).]
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
now THAT'S a quote <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
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"a fool and his money are easily parted. the rest of us wait until we reach the shops."
"money us of no value; it cannot spend itself. all depends on the skill of the spender." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it." ~ Stephen Cock
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If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
I did not have sexual relations with (searches the room) (whispers: had that one, and that one, can't find one i haven't... oh, there's one, at the back...) (points at that woman) THAT woman...
Ok far be it from me to question the powers that be, but... what constitutes as a couple of days ? is there an unknown time zone in Panton street? does such a period of grace extend to us all if we ask nicely? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"> J/K
Sorry Karla couldn't resist!! Just ignore me, it really is the best and only way!!!!.
LUK
The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
Nah never had sexual relations with a small fury rodent named after a vegetable, lol,
We dont need to ask about each other cos he comes to me in my sleep we r both i dont know what ever you call it ermm telepathic thats it, n we both sleep all day n get up at night so we talk all day in our sleep!
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That would explain why he has no freaking enrgy to run around in his wheel... I just thought it was cuz he's a lazy bastard
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Luk
The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
god that hamster is so good at running lmfao
dont even know what im talkin about hehe.
Gonna have to go to the masturbation thread now n say well i might not have had sexual relations with a hamster but im gonna wank over one now <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
ROFLMFAO
N please ppl i AM jokin about that!!
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Some others on the same topic, taken from A Cats Little Instruction Book :
When in doubt, chase something.
Long naps never go out of fashion.
Forgive your enemies - but hit them a couple of times first!
Never go to bed with a resentful heart or a dirty face.
When depressed or confused, try lying on your back with your legs in the air; sometimes the world just looks better upside-down!
When a friend wants to lick you, let them.
Never brood about the past. If you're ever tempted to, take a good hard look at the humans around you. They do it all the time - are they happy?
Be a friend to people who have suffered grief, rejection, abuse, financial loss or recent illness. In moments of personal tragedy, human beings tend to run away from one another - learn from their bad example.
Never let anyone floss your teeth unless you're unconscious or dead.
Remember that every baby bird you encounter has a mother who would be heartbroken if you ate it!
The three best late night activities are:
1. Chasing a ping-pong ball around the bathtub
2.Dragging underwear, tights and socks from room to room
3. Climbing and hanging from the blinds while wailing loudly
Try not to sit around with your tongue sticking half out of your mouth; it looks ridiculous!
Find any excuse to run up and down the stairs dementedly
When a child starts screaming or crying loudly, resist the temptation to sit on its face.
Leave every dog with the impression that you are a lion cub who will be back to get even when you grow up.
Treat yourself to a nap in the sock drawer once in a while.
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Daisy.
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
Now I know for a fact you don't believe in this !!!
'DOH oh go on don't resist temptation!!!
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Love ya babes
Luk
The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
* I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
* love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
* Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
* I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
* Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
* There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
* Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
* Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
* I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
* Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
* On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
* I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
* You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
* Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
* Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
No not me!!! I'm just a perv !!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"> roflmao
Luk
The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
Heres one for u!!
It's Not that lifes too short!
It's just that you're dead fopr so long!!!!
"Love does not consist of gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."
"On ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"The worst way to miss someone is to sit next to them, knowing you can't have them."