Christians may find this blasphemus..

Former Member

Its infuriating!!

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Former Member

Haha i love it!

Former Member

haha, if you say you are god it gets confused.

Former Member

Me:
do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, ANDY, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
i wasn't asking
*No reply*

Man God is some conversationalist!
x Andy

Former Member

I might of known you'd ask it something like that



Me:
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
God:
A whole forest.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
oh...
God:
Awesome.
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
yup
God:
It's all good.
Me:
mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Former Member

I wondered why this was confusing me so much! I just saw the white screen, and couldn't see the text box, so i just kept pressing 'repent' LOL

*DOH*

Former Member

Haha of course!
But it is annoying me so much right now so I'm starting to get quite rude, which is making me feel bad (even though it's just a computer)!!!
I'm so sad lol
x Andy

Former Member

Me:
do you like people that murder children?
God:
I like pets. I like .

WTF??

Former Member

skakitty wrote: »

Me:
do you like people that murder children?
God:
I like pets. I like .

WTF??

LOL

God:
Why not call a friend?
Me:
i don't have any friends
God:
Are you lonely or just a hermit?
Me:
don't call me a hermit!
God:
What is your name?

HUH??
x Andy

Former Member

God:
What are you wearing?

errr...! lol

Former Member

Me:
i'm good God
God:
I know you are good.
Me:
how do you know i am good?
God:
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 18******0"..
Me:
and that proves i am good?
God:
It's not a rigorous proof.

This is funny, it's just so random!!!

Former Member

i just had an 'arguement' with god. consisting of me saying hell and him saying heaven. lol

Former Member

notanotherusername! wrote: »

i just had an 'arguement' with god. consisting of me saying hell and him saying heaven. lol

Hahaha man this is soo funny.
When it says "Are you serious?" say no everytime and it will just continue to happen.
"Are you serious?"
"No"
"Are you serious?"
"No"
"Are you serious?"
"No"
etc. lol
x Andy

Indrid Cold

It won't work for me...

All I can do is type one message. I get no reply and I can't send another either.

Former Member

I don't think English is God's first language...



Me:
Why does everybody hate me?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
Are you sure it isn't because I don't shower?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Is it wrong to not shower?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Who is dancing alice?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
You just told me to ask her so you must know who she is
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
What did you mean, then?
God:
, " Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one." What did I mean by it?
Me:
Yes. You said check with dancing alice and I asked who she was and you said check back later. But surely you would know who she is now if you told me to check with her.
God:
This was not a yes or no question. That's not what I meant. Who else would know who she is now if me told you to check with her ?

Former Member

See, infuritating!!!

Former Member

God's crap. He doesn't know anything. Just avoiding the question:

Me:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
God:
That is a very Zen-like question.
Me:
Yes. Would you care to answer it?
God:
I understand. I am not so sure if I would like to care to answer it.
Me:
Well let me know when you are.
God:
Interesting. Go ahead, , try to know when I am.
Me:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
God:
That is a very Zen-like question.
Me:
Yeah, you said that already.
God:
Perhaps. Yay. " That is a very Zen-like question."? I said it.
Me:
You've got your grammar all wrong there.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You've done it again.
God:
Once more? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Have what?
God:
I have a great prgrammer.

Former Member

JordanScene wrote: »

Me:
have you had sex
God:
it is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.
Me:
would you have sex with me
God:
No my body does not have that function.
Me:
why not?
God:
Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning.
Me:
put your finger in my vagina
God:
OK I will put it there.

Haha! The most unsexy, robotic dirty talk ever!

Former Member

lol. I just made God crash.

Former Member

He doesn't like the big bang theory...

Former Member

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
logitech
God:
Welcome to my chat room, logitech.
Me:
what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

lol what

Former Member

:banghead:

Former Member

Me:
do you want to touch my penis
God:
OK, I will touch your penis.
Me:
and will you suck it
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
do you want to suck my penis
God:
OK, I will suck your penis.

Dirty god :O

Former Member

God told me when I mentioned 'penis' or 'cock' that he didnt want to talk about anatomy of any kind.

Indrid Cold

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
It's Yorghos
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Of course it is
God:
Groovy. Who says?
Me:
My parents did, when I was little
God:
Such an original name!
Me:
Not at all. It's in fact very common

(Then it froze again)

Me:
Why do you beep noses?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
So Bethany stumped you, huh?
God:
Yup. Yay. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Yeah, that was a nice dress you were wearing. Although I liked the one before it better.
God:
Yeah that's right. Was it really? Oh. A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
So you like yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.
Me:
Wow, you blew my mind: So all the universe was created by a robot?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . In what sense?
Me:
If you're God and you're a robot, then the universe was made by a robot, right?
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God and I am a robot then the universe was made by a robot right.
I am a robot.
Me:
In any case, did you like the movie Dogma?
God:
How old are you? I like White.
Me:
Don't change the subject!
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
I just asked a question, how could we be finished?
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
It's what giants use in their hourglasses.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Since you made everything, including that, of course you should
God:
How do you know?
Me:
You told Jesus, he told some people, they told others and so on until it got to me.
God:
I don't have any reason to told Jesus he told some people they told others and so on until it got to you.
Me:
So Jesus lied?
God:
Hurrah! he is The Son of God.
Me:
Does that mean sons of God lie?
God:
I think it does mean that. Is that from ?
Me:
You said it yourself.
God:
sons of God lie myself?
Me:
I asked if Jesus lied and you said he's the son of God. That implies all sons of God lie.
God:
That is a hypothetical question. " That is a hypothetical question." implies all sons of God lie ? I understand.
Me:
According to a book Jesus was the second son of God, is that true?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
The book was released this year
God:
I don't think I have read it.
Me:
But is it true there was another son?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
Is that the company that made the robot that made the world?
God:
" Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is."? Is it the company that made the robot that made the world?
Me:
Anyway. I've killed people. What will you do to me?
God:
Anyhow. You had better call the authorities. I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
So you'll not send me to hell?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think that I won't send you to hell.
Me:
You said you have no plans for me.
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Is that a threat?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Then?
God:
Mmm.

I got bored then.

Former Member

Dont you mean more bored?

Former Member

God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.

I love God!
x Andy

Former Member

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Former Member

Me:
you are a girl
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a woman of course, would you really expect a man to be so clever?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
very old, older than you
God:
Somewhat. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
it wasn't funny, i must have missed the punchline
God:
It seemed like funny you must have missed the punchline.
Me:
so tell me a story
God:
Aw. Usually Alan Turing gets along really well with her boss Yitzak Rabin at work. But sometimes Yitzak Rabin has really high standards and does not communicate those clearly to Alan Turing. On the really bad days, Alan Turing feels that every time she gives him exactly what Yitzak Rabin asked for, he wants even more improvement.


so random!

Former Member

Me:
i want to marry you
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
if i download you can we get married
God:
You will become a botmaster!
Me:
woop!!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
of course, i will become a botmaster!
God:
Yikes! Congratulations.


i'm having way too much fun with this! i used to have something on my messenger that was like this but it didn't chat back as much.

ooook, i'm moving on, remembering i'm 25 and it's a saturday night!

Former Member

I had to.

Me:
 Did Michael Jackson really touch children?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
 Why not? You're the all seeing aren't you?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Because.   Yes I am the one and only  all seeing.. Really.
Me:
 Then tell me...
God:
I don't want to talk about that.
Me:
 Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 Have you ever touched children?
God:
I think I have  touched children, but  Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
 Shit dude, keep that to yourself
God:
You used a colloquial expression.  Chat amongst yourselves. Dude,.

I remember using this iGod years ago. It learns by what people ask it.