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What is the latest SMS you received?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Dude come on.. You know i'm worse than that. I'm dreaming of playing on the net and I guess I wouldn't even mind being a sheep dog myself. I'm off to bed in a minute, how late are you going? x'

    How's that for odd?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "omg Sara Cox just mentioned me on her radio show, I love her."

    Or something to that affect, a friend got, well, as it says mentioned on Sara Cox's radio show and he loves her. It was random though, I just woke up and read it and was like "The fuck does this mean?" (Because the message wasn't exactly perfect, was obviously rushed in excitement, hah.)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "We're having a chinese x"

    from my mum :P

    (my last text was 9 months ago when my phone broke)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No offence or anything but have you just made this thread up so you can write you last texts that happen to involve some type of 'action'? lol


    Yeah its really starting to piss me off, not being funny but she probably hasnt even said half them things. Its quite sad.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Hi [Kermit], Tuesday at 5pm for extended full body massage with x. See you then."

    My last text was two days ago, from my beauty salon. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'OMG! Your laptop and the internet is being so shit! First it kicks me off then totally shuts down for no reason! xxx'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The last one was from my buddy with text "Do you sleep?" stupid but frequent question on SMS
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "was it with flo? any good?! X"

    I got lucky last night ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol last SMS received for purple payday loans when im unemployed
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Last Text wrote:
    Op Carrot is go go go!!!
    :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "im outside waiting for you! you still there? :( "

    meant to meet someone last night in a club and i dropped my phone in the toilet just before we were meant to meet :banghead:
    hence, didnt get the text until now (phone is working again), didnt see him and now im mega pissed off. grr
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    soraliah wrote: »
    "im outside waiting for you! you still there? :( "

    meant to meet someone last night in a club and i dropped my phone in the toilet just before we were meant to meet :banghead:
    hence, didnt get the text until now (phone is working again), didnt see him and now im mega pissed off. grr

    did you flush beforehand and hope it doesn't go down, or did you put your hand in the pee?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "call me when you wake up"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "perfect"

    to my suggestion to celebrate a friend's exam this evening at a local Heurigen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Thats awesome see u then xx"

    Party party party!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I'm grounded sorry duckie"

    Basically- for those of you who don't have a brain... the person I was texting is grounded. :-) haha
    X
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    man, i feel unpopular, i this is my latest :(

    "click this link for video"
    idk wtf it is but i didn't open it cos i have no idea who the fuck sent it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well, if you live in a secret underground bunker, I'm not surprised you're unpopular! haha x x
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you have 1 missed call
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeahwalk wrote: »
    you have 1 missed call

    you get that via text??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "You are never comming home..."

    ha! but if thats serious, its bad :|

    and yes, t-mobiles sends missed call reminders and voicemail notifications by text as well. i guess THEY have alot of free texts :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "You are never comming home..."

    Explain.
    ((note, lack of kiss until explanation is given))
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "i'm glad your again, love you!"

    This was from my friend, on me feeling better- i think she needed to add another word in there somewhere!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'H is for Hairy Hat Man! :) x x x'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was woken up this morning by this "get on that fucking train and tell him NOW" needless to say, I am not on train and I am not telling 'him' anything!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've left my damn phone at home today, but from memory it was "Sound. The best part! I'll make sure the others don't scoff it all before you get there :)" That was from my brother, in response to me telling him I'd be home in time for dessert on Sunday haha.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "thats ok son eat sara and all your burger ;) cu in a bit! x x"

    - and to all the dirty minded people out there, she meant eat as in literally eat (chomp) .. not the other meaning :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Good morning Vietnam"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kk
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nope x
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