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~Introducing myself~

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hello im God, yes the eternal being, the almighty the creator of earth, if you have any questions send em my way, seen as im omnipresent i know them already but i dont wanna freak u all out.

©God 2001

P.S
Actually slight technical fact, erm im not actually god and im even an athist, i just want to see if this name was taken and it wasn't so im gonna use it, and if there is a real god and he's reading this then im sorry and dont send me to hell cause i burn really easily.

Im busy, Your ugly - Now go away
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by God:
    Hello im God, yes the eternal being, the almighty the creator of earth, if you have any questions send em my way, seen as im omnipresent i know them already but i dont wanna freak u all out.

    ©God 2001

    P.S
    Actually slight technical fact, erm im not actually god and im even an athist, i just want to see if this name was taken and it wasn't so im gonna use it, and if there is a real god and he's reading this then im sorry and dont send me to hell cause i burn really easily.


    then how he fuck can you lecture us about true morality, you are a hypocrit and with posts like your previous post you are heading for a flaming, I'm not ussually into flaming but reading your introduction and your morality post I find you a hypocrit... if you don't know what that means, just ask, I'll post the meaning as per the Oxford English Dictionary. I also find your blasphemous claims to be god highly offensive and inopropriate. If you expect us to think you are funny, well you are sadly fucking mistaken.
    Luk

    The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LUKA:
    then how he fuck can you lecture us about true morality, you are a hypocrit and with posts like your previous post you are heading for a flaming, I'm not ussually into flaming but reading your introduction and your morality post I find you a hypocrit... if you don't know what that means, just ask, I'll post the meaning as per the Oxford English Dictionary. I also find your blasphemous claims to be god highly offensive and inopropriate. If you expect us to think you are funny, well you are sadly fucking mistaken.
    Luk


    I agree with you Luka, I wasn't even going to bother replying, but you are right, it is blasphemy of the highest order, and very likely to offend the Christian members of this community.

    A teacher in my county was sacked recently for less!

    j9




    I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.

    MTS ^5 ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by j9:
    I agree with you Luka, I wasn't even going to bother replying, but you are right, it is blasphemy of the highest order, and very likely to offend the Christian members of this community.

    A teacher in my county was sacked recently for less!

    j9



    May I appologise for my profanity, I ussually end up becoming profane when I'm upset.. I am sorry

    The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Erm ok

    firstly in my view a hypocrite is sumone who says one thing and does the exact same thing (if you get my meaning) now in my mind i have not been a hypocrite, i was saying before about imposing your views onto others i have not done this, unlike you, who in one breath agreed with me and with the next breath told me i deserve to burn in hell or words to that effect, as for morals, as i am an athist it is not moraly wrong to me to be blasphemous therefore you are the true hypocrite my friend not i as so often is the case when acusing others of hypocracy the acuser is often the guilty party.

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by God:
    Erm ok

    firstly in my view a hypocrite is sumone who says one thing and does the exact same thing (if you get my meaning) now in my mind i have not been a hypocrite, i was saying before about imposing your views onto others i have not done this, unlike you, who in one breath agreed with me and with the next breath told me i deserve to burn in hell or words to that effect, as for morals, as i am an athist it is not moraly wrong to me to be blasphemous therefore you are the true hypocrite my friend not i as so often is the case when acusing others of hypocracy the acuser is often the guilty party.


    ROFLMAO me a hypocrit, I have been posting here a fair while and have never shown any hypocracy, I think any of my posts will prove that and anyone here will also testify that. In your eyes you were not being blasphemous, but your introduction is blasphemous, offensive, and I for one would be glad to prove you wrong, and you can slag me as much as you like, as far as you are concearned your opinion is worless, but I will not accept nor tollerate upset for this site and my friends here.

    so to coin it up in one phrase, fuck you you son of a bitch.

    LUKA

    The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im sorry if i offended ne1 it wasnt my aim, nor was it to be percieved as a hypocrite, therefore im sorry and ill delete my posts and stop calling myself god if it will make you happy

    Im busy, Your ugly - Now go away
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ermmi dont know what to say im ermmm

    stuck for words,

    ermmm yeah hehehe

    Im going, LOL.

    Oh yeah and hes not a hypocrite,

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh fuck it - everyone thinks im a hypocrite already so i may aswell be one.

    shut ur holy little mouth up you christian altar boy, as ur mom says its better to be thought an idot than to oopen ur mouth and prove it, i can post what i damn well like and there aint nothing you can do about it, we live in a free country and if i want to be blasphemous i can if i want to piss u off i cant and if i want to take the piss out of you scrawny little punk ass i can so deal with it cause i arnt going away in the neer future, everything you post in the neer future i will be there waiting

    death comes to us all, i just hope it comes to you a little sooner.


    Im busy, Your ugly - Now go away
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by God:
    oh fuck it - everyone thinks im a hypocrite already so i may aswell be one.

    shut ur holy little mouth up you christian altar boy, as ur mom says its better to be thought an idot than to oopen ur mouth and prove it, i can post what i damn well like and there aint nothing you can do about it, we live in a free country and if i want to be blasphemous i can if i want to piss u off i cant and if i want to take the piss out of you scrawny little punk ass i can so deal with it cause i arnt going away in the neer future, everything you post in the neer future i will be there waiting

    death comes to us all, i just hope it comes to you a little sooner.



    You will not win <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    j9



    I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.

    MTS ^5 ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by j9:
    You will not win <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    j9



    She's most DEFINITELY right.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I will win - i always win
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by God:
    I will win - i always win

    Just wait till you meet Dom, Karla & Matt !! you'll soon learn that you do not always win... so once again fuck you your opinion is worthless

    The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by this total fucking idiot who is a worthless piece of shit:
    death comes to us all, i just hope it comes to you a little sooner

    You do do you!!!!

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; ppl like you are so pathetic!!!


    oh yeah and i think youll die b4 he does sayin shit like that to ppl, cos ull get ur fuckin head kicked in!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg what are you gonna do post me to death?
    puhlez ure a pr0n l0vin b1tch and i dont give a toss cause i just dont

    what am i? fly paper for freaks like you?

    Im busy, Your ugly - Now go away
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    being an atheist myself, i started to think maybe your introduction was mildly amusing. and therefore i found luka's post to b kinda OTT... but hes right, it is blasphemous to call yourself god when you dont even believe, to anyone with religious beliefs.

    but then if you start posting stuff like this:
    Originally posted by God:
    oh fuck it - everyone thinks im a hypocrite already so i may aswell be one.

    shut ur holy little mouth up you christian altar boy, as ur mom says its better to be
    thought an idot than to oopen ur mouth and prove it, i can post what i damn well like
    and there aint nothing you can do about it, we live in a free country and if i want to
    be blasphemous i can if i want to piss u off i cant and if i want to take the piss out ofyou scrawny little punk ass i can so deal with it cause i arnt going away in the neer
    future, everything you post in the neer future i will be there waiting

    death comes to us all, i just hope it comes to you a little sooner.

    .... do you really expect people to welcome you?!?

    and actually, you aint gonna win, you'll get banned just as soon as karla, dom and matt see what you're doing!! so you aint got long, believe me! people have done less than you and got banned. if you're not careful the administrators of this site will contact your ISP as they can trace you, and you might get kicked off that too. now what would mummy and daddy say to that, hmm?

    i think we should all just stop posting replies to this idiot and he'll soon get fed up! then he'll have karla to deal with!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    erm point of fact i dont care if i get kicked off my ISP and abusing a buliten board is no reason for BT to cancel my service, another thing is that there are ways of getting aroung IP blocks etc, i aint just some dubm net luser unlike some on here

    Im busy, Your ugly - Now go away
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by God:
    shut ur holy little mouth up you christian altar boy
    You really don't know me, You'd know unlike you my testicles have dropped therefore I can't be an alter boy.
    Originally posted by God:
    death comes to us all, i just hope it comes to you a little sooner.

    In the last year I have been touched by death a few times, and it has made me a stronger person. but hey like I say your opinion is worthless, before you come to attack us here get your fcking facts right asshole, because you can not possibly win in this lifetime.

    The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fuck off u twat.

    the only way past an ip bad is going round ur sad little friends house.

    u better be off then.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LUKA:
    In the last year I have been touched by death a few times, and it has made me a stronger person. but hey like I say your opinion is worthless, before you come to attack us here get your fcking facts right asshole, because you can not possibly win in this lifetime.


    Calm down Luka, we've got his/her number, so to speak. Just ignore him/her. You don't need the anxiety. {{{{{{Luka}}}}}}

    J9

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    erm - apart from having 200+ IP to use at college there is a little thing called proxy surfing - read up on it - u might lean something

    Im busy, Your ugly - Now go away
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

    Im busy, Your ugly - Now go away
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ur college would have a network and there would be 1 main IP (server IP) as well which could ban ALL computers in an instant u idiot.

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    [This message has been edited by dirty_harry (edited 20-01-2001).]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    BTW what is ur other ID? carriage return, drifter (sorry dudes if im wrong)

    even if u do get round and come back no-one will like u and there will be no point cos no-one will reply to you or take any notice.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    erm no - each computer has to have its own ip u dumb luser - how do u think the intranet works etc ????? no two computers can have the same IP - why do you think there is a shortage of them, and if that theory is true then all internet users connect connect thru an ISP server - therefore everyone would have one IP and if sum one from freeserve was block everyone from freeserve would be blocked

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know i'm in danger of sounding like my mum but IF U DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, SAY NOTHING.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    u dump loser, u have no idea.

    the LAN server IP is different from an ISP IP.

    LAN!!!! mean anything to you u idiot.

    beside we had some twat who came back thro school and his school network got banned so <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sure dirty_harry im glad u had that convenient "example" hand, but my college is part of the cities WAN connecting all the schools colleges and councils serves thru one main backbone cable therefore it acts as an ISP WAN server
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sure all computers have an individual IP but they are all connected to one big black box in the basement (the LAN server) which also has an IP of its own which will be banned.

    learn something about networks u twat.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the whole of heaven gets banned then (pity <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">)

    lmao
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and some WAN's can be split into sections (cant remember the name of em) so a section can be banned (ur infants school)

    [This message has been edited by dirty_harry (edited 20-01-2001).]
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