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My bum hurts

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
Prize to the first person who gets it right or alternatively pop it on a postcard and send to....

I never knew Jim was that way inclined,
TheSite.towers,
Londinium.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim'ing? The alternative to fisting...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol. Oh and it's nowt to do with sexy sexy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Horse Riding.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Piles.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A spot?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nope, nope and nope.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Paintballing
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rabies jab?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Because that bum wanted your money and you punched him?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cocked up a gymnastics vault?
    Too many lunges at the gym?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sat on a pin or other painful object?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    buttsecks.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You didn't do what many people do and accidentally fall arse first onto an object, while your pants get caught on something and fall down in the process, and the object ends up up your arse?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm With Stupid wrote: »
    You didn't do what many people do and accidentally fall arse first onto an object, while your pants get caught on something and fall down in the process, and the object ends up up your arse?

    Talking from experience?:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sat on an armrest on the bus/train/whatever?

    I've never ever done that on the Jubilee line. Not ever.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    have you been to a spinning class...PAINFUL.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    too much chilli? (or too much of a Chilean?)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    Prize to the first person who gets it right or alternatively pop it on a postcard and send to....

    I never knew Jim was that way inclined,
    TheSite.towers,
    Londinium.

    Oi! I had the idea first :D

    (please note Infinites reply. It's priceless).

    (and now, after reading explosm.net, I understand Indrid's reply about the AR man too).

    On topic: You've visited the zoo, fell down the enclose and a rhino ass raped you.

    Oooor, you had your icterus injection.

    ooor, you had a colonoscopy...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lu_C wrote: »
    Sat on a pin or other painful object?

    Closest so far.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lu_C wrote: »
    Sat on a pin or other painful object?

    Or some other kind of prick ? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    technically, yes. but not the sort you're thinking of !!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sat on a cactus.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A ten pin bowling pin?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sat on a traffic cone.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fell on a pointed railing?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sat on a knife
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sat on a wasp or bee and it stung you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Perhaps you mixed up Deep Heat with your hemorrhoid cream?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My bum is on the cheese
    Bum is on the cheese
    If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
    My bum is on the Swedish
    Swedish, Swedish, Swedish
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lu_C wrote: »
    Sat on a wasp or bee and it stung you?

    Yaaaaaaaaaaay. Yeah a sat on a friggin wasp and got stung. Went to hospital for anti-venom and some pain relief but they think the wasp will be ok :)
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