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Porno, porno, PORNO

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Think it's been done before, but what the hey :)

May cause slight offence :)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ha, some interesting variants on my name!

    Grr "Dirk Diggler" Fucks!
    by Knee "Fat Ass" High Stripy "Mistress Shiva" Muff sniffs

    Whats for tea?
    by Knee "Motherfucker" High Stripy "Cock Sucker" Motherfucks

    Valentine board
    by Knee "Big Cock" High Stripy "Mistress Anal" Browns

    but best one: Omg "Dildo" Omg Omg "Cock Sucker" Omg Omg!
    by twisted_trinity


    :D thanks Rubberskin
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    made my day!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Loved this
    love it who they employ unclefucks to advise them on gangbangs, but only if they they give the 'right' advice.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nor should I laugh at this one, given the original subject matter, but
    I mean, I've never met a fisting rapist, but I've never met someone who unclefucks wearing little clothing is an invitation to rape either. I've spoke to people and probably am one myself that in certain deep throats the fistfucking victim might be entering themselves in a more compromising / cuntlapps situation, but that's a different thing altogether really.

    Does this make me a bad person? Oh well, never mind
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin's reply to Trinity's coke in a glass bottle thread.

    Word

    I dont know what it is but it just tastes so much better from a bangs bottle.

    You can buy them in Titty fucks (food hall) or some shitty corner shop off Forrest "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Road, Dalston.

    Although they aint that good, the bus driver in Oxford "Nobgoblin" St wouldnt let me on the bus becuase I had an open glass Coca "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Cola bottle. Tosser!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »

    Although they aint that good, the bus driver in Oxford "Nobgoblin" St wouldnt let me on the bus becuase I had an open glass Coca "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Cola bottle. Tosser!

    No wonder the driver wouldnt let me on :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg :eek2: :o i am shocked lol
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    White NoiseWhite Noise Posts: 624 Incredible Poster
    check this page out through the pornolizer

    Porno'd Porno
    but best one: Omg "Dildo" Omg "Asshole" Omg "Cock "Fat Ass" Sucker" Omg "Cuntcleaner" Omg!
    by twisted_trinity

    :D
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