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South V North

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Good Fella told me to do this....

PICK YOUR SIDE! SOUTH OR NORTH!

ARE YOU READY?....


FIGHT!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think the main thing we can decide here is .. you're a cunt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmmm I am torn, I lived in the north, but to be fair its shit. I now live in the south.

    Either way Im lucky im not living in Wales :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aussi scum!

    Pah!

    FIGHT!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Okay, so we're not allowing any discussion from Scotland or Wales right? Or Northern Ireland .. as well yanno. They're shite.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    I think the main thing we can decide here is .. you're a cunt.

    *takes a dump in GF's mouth*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GF you forgot to say how you rock as a middlander...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lu_C wrote: »
    GF you forgot to say how you rock as a middlander...

    What she said but cooler.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Notts sucks though... Cockface :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Both? Home = South, Uni = Norf!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blatantly the north. Come on now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lu_C wrote: »
    GF you forgot to say how you rock as a middlander...

    Dirty brum scum. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Think this should have been a poll too really ed
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lu_C wrote: »
    Think this should have been a poll too really ed

    Nah, who cares about the result? We all know deep down the South kicks arse.

    It's just fun to watch people insult eachother.:thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kicks arse so much that you left the country? Come on, where's the commitment, you know it sucks really.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    The South is good, Scotland is good, it's the bit inbetween that's shit.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    The North, the South is full of stuck up miserable cunts :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NORTH :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Darlo Ftw
    North!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    North at heart... southern pussies.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Middle!

    That means I'm a socialist, right?
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    As you go from north to south.

    ape-man-line-up.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    North! (with the exception of home, which I class as honorarily Northern)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote: »
    The North, the South is full of stuck up miserable cunts :thumb:
    Fuck you, bitch.

    Go South!!!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Franki wrote: »
    Fuck you, bitch.

    Go South!!!
    Says you, where did you live last year then?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote: »
    As you go from north to south.

    ape-man-line-up.jpg

    What? Men start waxing their body hair and moisturising? Too right ya fucking pansies.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote: »
    Says you, where did you live last year then?
    I just said it because of what you said about Southerners :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    North for sure.

    reasons:
    1) Lager, Bitter, Cider or Stout are the only choices for a real man. No alcopops or shandy allowed.
    2) We still go to work when there is a little bit of snow and dont try to cover up the fact by saying "oh my god its the worst since WW2 and the busses aint running.
    3) Things are reasonably priced
    4) most places are only 5mins from the countryside
    5) ponces are few and far between
    6) better football teams
    7) less gangs, but if there is a fight to be had, fight in a pub car park, then buy the other guy a pint once done.
    8) you can still smoke in pubs if you know the right people
    9) you can get proper fish and chips
    10) you can talk to random people without them thinking you are after mugging the fool

    there are plenty more reasons, but thats a start.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    I'm With Stupid wrote: »
    What? Men start waxing their body hair and moisturising?

    We stop dragging our knuckles on the ground/
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    LuckyStrike wrote: »
    1) Lager, Bitter, Cider or Stout are the only choices for a real man. No alcopops or shandy allowed.

    Alcolpops are biiger up north than they are here. And cider is a southern drink. The weathers too shit to grow apples up there, and you couldn't reach to pick them even if they did.

    LuckyStrike wrote: »
    2) We still go to work when there is a little bit of snow and dont try to cover up the fact by saying "oh my god its the worst since WW2 and the busses aint running.

    That's because it doesn't snow underground in the mines.
    LuckyStrike wrote: »
    3) Things are reasonably priced

    Things are cheap you mean/
    LuckyStrike wrote: »
    4) most places are only 5mins from the countryside

    Not much different here. London isn't the onyl place in the South you know?
    LuckyStrike wrote: »
    5) ponces are few and far between

    Just monkeys.
    LuckyStrike wrote: »
    6) better football teams

    And the most successfulk being Man U - something really not worth bragging about. The team and supporters widely recognised as cunts.
    LuckyStrike wrote: »
    7) less gangs, but if there is a fight to be had, fight in a pub car park, then buy the other guy a pint once done.

    Bollocks.
    LuckyStrike wrote: »
    8) you can still smoke in pubs if you know the right people

    That's right. They don't quite understant the law yet up north.
    LuckyStrike wrote: »
    9) you can get proper fish and chips

    That famous dish whereby you take a perfectly good piece of fish and then deep fry it in batter. No wonder you're on average fatter and have a shorter life expectancy.
    LuckyStrike wrote: »
    10) you can talk to random people without them thinking you are after mugging the fool

    You mean conversations not too high brow for you?


    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: @ Skive.
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