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I have a problem

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
I have a problem, i am adicted to blowjobs, i cant get enough, some times ill get blow jobs like 4 times a day, its kinda sad but i like it, but now its been getting to much, and my penis is starting to ache...what should i do, cuz i like it but its starting to ache?!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i thought you'd lost your belt or something at first ... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    so your problem is - you get too much head

    well fuck me if isnt that just the best problem to have..here's what you do - you live with it.

    unless of course you went to yoga lessons and you're giving them to yourself, in which case you have to find a girl.

    md - helpful as ever <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    Playing with fire will ultimately see you burnt <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just heard on the radio about this bloke who wanted to cut down wanking, so I thought I'd share because it might help you....

    Masturbating is a healthy activity no matter how much you do it, so having four blow jobs a day isn't going to harm you in any way. The worst thing that can happen is that you'll get a sore dick, which is obviously what's happened to you, and the doc on the radio suggested lubrication, maybe you could try that when you're getting a blow job?

    So there isn't any reason why you need to stop, but it does seem a bit excessive. The doc on the radio suggested going to your GP if it's a big problem for you, and seeing if apsyco-sex counselling service is available in your area, which should be able to sort things out for you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wildchild:
    I just heard on the radio about this bloke who wanted to cut down wanking, so I thought I'd share because it might help you....


    U listening 2 210FM by ne chance?! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fab_UKgirlie:
    U listening 2 210FM by ne chance?!

    Yup <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fab_UKgirlie:

    U listening 2 210FM by ne chance?!

    a porn station i dont know about? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;


    Playing with fire will ultimately see you burnt <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MasterDevilish:
    a porn station i dont know about? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;



    Hehe, u wish!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; No its one of Berkshire's local radio stations & every nite Sun - Thurs they have a 'late nite love' program where they just get listeners 2 fone in wit their probs etc!! Sum of them are actually really funny! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Wheresmybelt:
    I have a problem, i am adicted to blowjobs, i cant get enough, some times ill get blow jobs like 4 times a day, its kinda sad but i like it, but now its been getting to much, and my penis is starting to ache...what should i do, cuz i like it but its starting to ache?!

    I know where your belt is now.

    Your girlfriend just used it to hang herself.

    Which is no mean feat when you are inflatable. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    *the smiley is for 'psychedelic' who had a go earlier because I didn't use one*



    [This message has been edited by Man Of Kent (edited 15-07-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent:
    I know where your belt is now.

    Your girlfriend just used it to hang herself.

    I have just pissed myself -- whether from shock, disgust or hilarity, I don't know...
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent:

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    *the smiley is for 'psychedelic' who had a go earlier because I didn't use one*

    Very good, very good. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent:
    I know where your belt is now.

    Your girlfriend just used it to hang herself.

    you're meant to be the caring chap... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


    Playing with fire will ultimately see you burnt <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Guys come on, be nice to him. Ok, that joke was kind of funny taken in the right light, but IMO it would be better to keep the jokes and chat off newbies' threads on the whole, because it could be taken the wrong way when people don't know you're only messing.

    People do come here for advice and I think sometimes we're giving the wrong impression by trivialising every issue that comes up. I'm not saying don't joke at all, but maybe moderate it a bit so people don't get upset?
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by wildchild:
    Guys come on, be nice to him. Ok, that joke was kind of funny taken in the right light, but IMO it would be better to keep the jokes and chat off newbies' threads on the whole, because it could be taken the wrong way when people don't know you're only messing.

    People do come here for advice and I think sometimes we're giving the wrong impression by trivialising every issue that comes up. I'm not saying don't joke at all, but maybe moderate it a bit so people don't get upset?

    yes, i agree.

    *however further trivialisation:*
    Fak_UkGirlie:
    Hehe, u wish!! No its one of Berkshire's local radio stations & every nite Sun - Thurs they have a 'late nite love' program where they just get listeners 2 fone in wit their probs etc!! Sum of them are actually really funny!

    lol yep, i remember listening to good (?!) old 210fm in my ex's kitchen and laughing at some of the probs and dancing to the corny old love songs they played! hehe..
    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    ~ Nietzsche
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think this one's worth trivialising though.......i think it's pretty obvious that 1) this blokes can plainly see the solution to his "problem", and 2) he's a dick <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

    i think i'm becoming "jaded".
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/tdo13.gif"&gt;
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