Penis names...

Former Member

My boyfriend's penis is called Rupert and my vibrator is called Vincent!
Do other people have names for their bits?
Please tell....
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Former Member

I new someone who called mine "Nr Wiggly", but that was only when it was resting !! <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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My friends call me tennis ball. <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

Former Member

Penis?? It's a Nodge.

Former Member

Mines called 'my penis'

Former Member

Originally posted by Balddog:
<STRONG>Mines called 'my penis'</STRONG>

Your originality astounds me!!

Former Member

My hairy honey's appendage has a personality of its own.....that's my wee twinkie! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

[ 29-05-2002: Message edited by: SconeBeast ]

Former Member

My vibrator is named Secret.

Like da deodarent.(SP?)

SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"

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Former Member

I think of mine as "Spam Javelin"

Former Member

<IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> Did you know the average weight of an elephants penis is 9 stones !
and the animal with the biggest plonker in comparison to it bodily size is a :0
Sea water BARNICLE....Is willie is 7 times greater that any other speces
I'm walking down the road when some one sees me and shouts "Hello Barnicle Bill"!!!
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Former Member

forgot to tell you my nickname for my willie. Its PINOCCIO,cause when i tell lies,PINOCCIO gets Gigger <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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i have a friend who named his George as in 'George of the jugle'

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His is called Horris........ stop laughing. <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

Former Member

I'm often called to send in "The Little General"

Former Member

i know someone who apparently calls theirs
"Mr Pointy" after Buffy's wooden slaying stake

*giggles*

Former Member

my girlfriend calls mine fred

mark:cool:

Former Member

Mines called Hal,

I'm working on the princible that if I ever go to have sex with a reall ugly chick I will hear a voice saying somethign like

"I'm afraid I cant let you do that Simon"

Former Member

i call him the flange ferret.

my GF just calls him "him", i.e. give him here.....

Former Member

No not really, perhaps it's not sufficiently remarkable or something, but tongue is named "wow"....

Former Member

just trying to work out how to use the boards...I'm blonde but don't take the mick if it all goes trribly wrong!
My boyf's is called Jim after Earth Worm Jim, but not that he's small...I've not actually worked out the reason why!?!hmmmm

Former Member

You just have watch Austin Powers 2 to get a load of names, togger, dick, john thomas (for god sake who on earth called it a john thomas?) cock, wan. I cant be bothered to call it anything but my brother used to call it uncle eric when he was about 5.

Former Member

i like to call my bf's dylan the -inch villan (so wat it rhymed), my bro is coloured and calls his black beauty!

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I call my boyfriend's "mr marrow"
He calls mine Mrs PussyWinkle!

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my boyfriends penis is called harry!!