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In the film of your life...

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
...who would be the WORST choice of actor/actress to play you?

I would say...Whoopi Goldberg :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    renee zellweger :sour:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    George W Bush.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gilbert Gottfried
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    ...who would be the WORST choice of actor/actress to play you?

    I would say...Whoopi Goldberg :o

    I'm sure that she would be the worst choice for most people!

    I think that Eddie Murphy would also be pretty bad.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...who would be the WORST choice of actor/actress to play you?

    I would say...Whoopi Goldberg :o

    YOU RACIST! :razz:

    I say, hmm... Danny DeVito.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Swartzenegger (cba to check if I spelt it right). Though I don't know if he still is considered an actor.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Governator? Of course he is!

    Id say for me, would have to be jimmy nail :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, don't get me to play me. Nobody's gonna go to the cinema and pay a few quid to watch a man fixing arcade machines and moaning relentlessly about kids. They'd have to sex up the film quite a bit to have any chance of success with it. Perhaps they could give me a wife, and a couple of mistresses in the film?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sean Penn. Because besides his masculinity and age, I don't think that I'm quite that insane-yet.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know he's not an actor but, can I nnot have Gene Simmons?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    Well, don't get me to play me. Nobody's gonna go to the cinema and pay a few quid to watch a man fixing arcade machines and moaning relentlessly about kids. They'd have to sex up the film quite a bit to have any chance of success with it. Perhaps they could give me a wife, and a couple of mistresses in the film?

    WHAT! You didn't even answer the question!

    As for me, my worst choice would be Queen Latifah.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The kangaroo that played Skippy. The dog that played Lassie. A 400lb Chinese woman with a false leg and an eye patch. I don't get the question. It's not exactly hard to pick someone who wouldn't be able to play you in a film.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Man, no-one has said Hitler yet? I'll take him.

    On a more serious note, I don't know many actors, but I'll say Tom Cruise.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anyone male haha.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dawn French
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Urm, George Cloony? (good actor but we look completely different)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The kangaroo that played Skippy. The dog that played Lassie. A 400lb Chinese woman with a false leg and an eye patch. I don't get the question. It's not exactly hard to pick someone who wouldn't be able to play you in a film.
    I agree :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The person least likely to play you in a movie.

    99% of people choose the 0.000001% of people who act for a living.

    :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    paris hilton
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chow Yun Fat
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ed norton
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    WHAT! You didn't even answer the question!
    I'm a professional, that's my job. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dick Van Dyke
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dick Van Dyke

    Dick Van Dyke rocks!!!
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