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gettin it up in da sea!!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
this may sound like a really daft question but when u r in the sea and u wanna have sex, wot position do u go in cos u cant exactly bend over! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; so how is he ment to get it up u??? pls help i am seriously confused!!! thanx luv j xxxx

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If ur having sex in the sea u just have 2 try and do it with him standing up and wrap ur legs round his waist, which is not easy. Or u wait till it has gone dark and lie down where the water is abit shallower. By the way its not a good idea if ur only protection is a condom coz they tend not 2 stay on in water!

    Have fun.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    u dont cuz u get salt all ova u and its a bastard for annoyance levels

    swimming pools <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    neitha do it for me im afraid, but urgh @ the salt

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im on the pill so we wont need a condom thank god!!!! im goin on hol in a week so im well lookin 4ward 2 it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats a point wont the salt sting???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_jo:
    thats a point wont the salt sting???

    Why does everyone say the salt stings???
    Take it from me, sex in the ocean is amazing, the waves make it hard to stand at first but the movement helps the girl bob up and down.
    just get the guy to stand up just below waits level and the girl squats on top and wraps legs around. Forget the salt, it doesnt make a bit of difference!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but when i think of salt, goin up there, it brings a tear 2 my eye!!! so basically he just stands with water up 2 his waits level and i put my legs round his waist? right?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_jo:
    but when i think of salt, goin up there, it brings a tear 2 my eye!!! so basically he just stands with water up 2 his waits level and i put my legs round his waist? right?

    thats rite, the salt doesnt do anything, believe me or my gf wud have complained and she didnt
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok! im realllly lookin 4ward 2 goin! where else do u recommened doin it on holiday??? do u have yahoo?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mmm, you're giving me ideas! Hoping to go on hols in a few months abroad with my bf if things go to plan.Do you have to wait til it's dark or is there a discreet way of doing things? Sounds enjoyable anyway, and as I've said before, I like to experiment in new places!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes I do have Yahoo,
    my ID is corporal_punishment2001
    But alas I dont use it very often, i use my MSN more, my addy is stephenp16x@hotmail.com

    We didnt get much chance to do it on holiday, but we went to center parcs last week and did it in one of the family changing rooms!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the beach is a good place aswell as in the sea coz when the tide is coming in it slides up your body.

    Love is the answer,but while you're waiting for the answer,sex raises some pretty good questions.Woodey Allen:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or you could....
    you know when you do it up a wall?
    find a massive rock thing and do it like that
    or a cliff?!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no friction!! no pleasure!!!

    its crap, you stand there for about a year until one of u falls asleep or drowns or something

    <yawn> not my kinda thing

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