If you could ask the queen a serious question what would you ask?

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Probably lots of things, but I'd like to know what she thinks when she sees her image everywhere like on stamps and on bank notes and coins ..

I think that would be so weird to see yourself everywhere you look.

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Come off it. As if she ever has to deal with money or stamps.

I'd ask her which people she's really resented having to ask to become prime minister.

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I'm With Stupid wrote: »

Come off it. As if she ever has to deal with money or stamps.

She does .. I saw her put a fiver on a horse once on the telly .. LOL

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Is the queen mother/gin and tonic story true ?

Bunnie

RubberSkin wrote: »

Is the queen mother/gin and tonic story true ?

eh?

I would ask her what her favourite outfit was and then thoroughly question her choice.

And did she actually like Diana and does she like Camilla? Ooh and Chelsea.

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I'd ask her what she would do if she were actually allowed to run the country

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Bunnie wrote: »

eh?

Oh there's this sort of urban legend/funny story about the queen mum.

Apparently there's quite a high percentage of gay staff at Buckingham palace. Anyway, the queen mother is staying at Buckingham palace, in her rooms, and she's ringing and ringing for a maid/butler to get her a drink and no one comes, so she goes to the top of this enormous, double staircase and booms out

'Is there an old queen down there because there's an old queen up here who wants a gin and tonic'

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i would ask her why she bumped off diana

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How did a German like you end up as the monarch of England?

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I'd ask her whether she likes being queen. Think it's quite a difficult role (cue the army of 'but she doesnt have to work' brigade) as she always has and always will be held exceptionally accountable for everything she does. She might get a free life in the sense she doesn't have to pay but she'll never have a free life in the sense of freedom.

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I would ask her if she thinks the impersionations my daughter and I do of her are funny, and demonstrate with a wry smile, a circular wave and a squeeky "I'm the queen".

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blonde__batman wrote: »

i would ask her why she bumped off diana

I might ask her if she did, just to see her reaction.

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I'd ask her what colour bra she is wearing

JsT

Spit or Swallow.

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ask her to come for a walk with me then kick her off a bridge

Dr Pirate

I'd ask her if she married the duke of Edinborough(sp) for his looks, or if he's a good lay.

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Do you find yourself hoping for a future republic over monarchy?

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T-Kay wrote: »

Do you find yourself hoping for a future republic over monarchy?

Anything to stop Charles becoming king.

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I'm With Stupid wrote: »

Anything to stop Charles becoming king.

If that's very important, perhaps Arnold Scwharzenegger can be the president of UK, as he's not allowed to be the president of US :P

Bunnie

RubberSkin wrote: »

Oh there's this sort of urban legend/funny story about the queen mum.

Apparently there's quite a high percentage of gay staff at Buckingham palace. Anyway, the queen mother is staying at Buckingham palace, in her rooms, and she's ringing and ringing for a maid/butler to get her a drink and no one comes, so she goes to the top of this enormous, double staircase and booms out

'Is there an old queen down there because there's an old queen up here who wants a gin and tonic'

I really hope that is true!!

Former Member

Yerascrote wrote: »

How did a German like you end up as the monarch of England?

Historical circumstance due to marriages etc.

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blonde__batman wrote: »

i would ask her why she bumped off diana

Yeah, she's a trained ninja, don't you know? She is always plotting murder against people in her spare time.

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'hello mrs queen, do you watch TV and if you do what is your favourite programme?'

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"Can I borrow some of your hard earned cash?"

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katralla wrote: »

I would ask her if she thinks the impersionations my daughter and I do of her are funny, and demonstrate with a wry smile, a circular wave and a squeeky "I'm the queen".

:thumb:

Former Member

Ask her what she felt about Diana, and what she thinks of Camilla..
Also ask her what she feels about Harry not being allowed to go to Iraq

And why she got so worked up about the BBC documentary thingy - when it appeared she was 'angry', it was funny!!! lOl

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id ask her does she think she deserves so much wealth and property

Former Member

If Phil has ever shouted 'Hail to the King, baby!' while nailing her from behind.

Whether she's ever slid on corgi shit (as in the poo of the little dogs, not the little cars) and gone arse over tit down the stairs.

Whether she's ever slid on corgi shit (as in the little cars, not the little dog's poo) and gone arse over tit down the stairs.

Does she ever put on a big cloak, turn out all the lights and wander around with a toy light saber pretending to be Darth Vader?

Has she ever shot a man in Reno, just to watch him bleed?

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@ Infinite

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Infinite Part Deux wrote: »

If Phil has ever shouted 'Hail to the King, baby!' while nailing her from behind.

:thumb: lol i actually cant stop laughin at that!

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Infinite Part Deux wrote: »

If Phil has ever shouted 'Hail to the King, baby!' while nailing her from behind.

Whether she's ever slid on corgi shit (as in the poo of the little dogs, not the little cars) and gone arse over tit down the stairs.

Whether she's ever slid on corgi shit (as in the little cars, not the little dog's poo) and gone arse over tit down the stairs.

Does she ever put on a big cloak, turn out all the lights and wander around with a toy light saber pretending to be Darth Vader?

Has she ever shot a man in Reno, just to watch him bleed?

That's really cheered me up, funniest thing i've seen all day