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Dwarf glues penis to hoover

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,722 Bot
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That. Is. Very. Odd.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was hoping there would be a picture for some reason. Not to perve before anyone says anything!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol abit of midget cock to brighten up your day :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Lol abit of midget cock to brighten up your day :p

    I was more intrigued as to what a hoover stuck to a penis would look like. Of course I have a mental image but the real thing could be slightly different I dunno.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We'll just never know.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do midgets have really small penises (or whatever the plural of penis is) then?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you read the comments you will find

    A Picture Here
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: wierd
    maybe he thought the glue was lube... think american pie 2
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CoolMe wrote: »
    If you read the comments you will find

    A Picture Here

    :crazyeyes :crazyeyes :crazyeyes :crazyeyes :crazyeyes :crazyeyes omg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CoolMe wrote: »
    If you read the comments you will find

    A Picture Here

    :eek2: what kinda circus is that?

    I always thought circuses were full of clowns and things for the kids, not a dwarf penetrating a hoover?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Another glorious day in the local A&E. Oh how they would have laughed.

    After he'd gone, natch
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    innocent_kate wrote: »
    :eek2: what kinda circus is that?

    I always thought circuses were full of clowns and things for the kids, not a dwarf penetrating a hoover?!

    Thats gotta be potw surely?

    Fair play to him mind. He says it's an act but i expect it's probably something to do with the serious female dwarf shortage in this country.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now i've seen it all. :shocking:
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