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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote: »
    yeah, but did you have to quote the whole damned thing? :p

    Lol...fair enough.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And also, who actually spent all that time monitoring someone shagging with the equipment staying on WHILST they did a cartwheel????

    ETA - I'm only whinging cause I'm jealous, like.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    And also, who actually spent all that time monitoring someone shagging with the equipment staying on WHILST they did a cartwheel????

    MoK?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    And also, who actually spent all that time monitoring someone shagging with the equipment staying on WHILST they did a cartwheel????

    mok obv!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    More to the point, how can you burn 80 calorires just by avoiding the wet spot?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MLY wrote: »
    MoK?

    Cool, I just didn't want to be the first one to say it. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MLY wrote: »
    MoK?

    :angel:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote: »
    :angel:

    You knew it was comin' lol.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    Cool, I just didn't want to be the first one to say it. :D

    Trust we was all thinkin it :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MLY wrote: »
    Trust we was all thinkin it :p

    Yeah it's a given, but I love passing the buck where blame is concerned in most situations. :angel:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MLY wrote: »
    Trust we was all thinkin it :p

    Yeah, but you're the only one looking for a spanking...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    Yeah it's a given, but I love passing the buck where blame is concerned in most situations. :angel:

    Good gal :p Did you know a violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MLY wrote: »
    Good gal :p Did you know a violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood?

    I did not, no!

    Swans are the only birds with penises!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »

    Swans are the only birds with penises!

    They have more than one ? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    I did not, no!

    Swans are the only birds with penises!

    Really? Is that why they chase me when i go to feed the ducks?

    Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye". Well i never eh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DC85 wrote: »
    They have more than one ? :p

    Shut it. You marvelled, just be honest.

    Another unknown fact is Bobby Davro is joining Eastenders!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    Shut it. You marvelled, just be honest.

    Don't go shoutin' about it you :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MLY wrote: »
    Really? Is that why they chase me when i go to feed the ducks?

    Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye". Well i never eh.

    It might be, you might just need to tone your 'come to bed' eyes, love.

    Pine eye, you say? Sounds saucy.

    When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DC85 wrote: »
    Don't go shoutin' about it you :p

    I was merely typing to connotate a dulcet volume. ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Apparently you can lead a cow upstairs, but not down.

    Just don't ask how I know that :nervous:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    I was merely typing to connotate a dulcet volume. ;)

    I believe ya .... :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jack Nicholson was lead to believe his Mam was his sister, and his gran his Mam until a few decades ago. :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote: »
    Apparently you can lead a cow upstairs, but not down.

    I've brought many a cow home on a night out and they've always found their way home the next morning.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yerascrote wrote: »
    I've brought many a cow home on a night out and they've always found their way home the next morning.

    LMAO! POTW!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    LMAO! POTW!

    2nd'd
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yerascrote wrote: »
    I've brought many a cow home on a night out and they've always found their way home the next morning.

    :lol: haha!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yerascrote wrote: »
    I've brought many a cow home on a night out and they've always found their way home the next morning.

    Ever get the feeling that you've just given out more information than you intended...
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