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The Scent of a Woman
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its generally not accepted if someone comes on and just pastes a link for their first post, looks like they're trying to sell stuff or generally being a nuisance.
just so's you know.
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
~ Nietzsche
Bset regards,
Phaedrus
if you're not just advertising, why dont you stick around for a while? its a cool place, if you want to ask questions or share experiences, and help other people in the process <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
~ Nietzsche
Maybe I will. I am a seasoned old wizard and may have something to offer the new crew.
"If you can't be a shining example, you will just have to serve as a horrible warning!"
- Catharine Aird
Cheers <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
Phaedrus
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i fucking 'ate spammers
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call me satan <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/angryfire.gif">
Wat the hell is that stuff?!!
And why the hell would anyone buy it?! Theres some strange things around these days!!
Surely the best scent of a woman is when there nice and clean!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/kao/otn/pbath.gif"> Lxxx
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so they may smell stronger when they're clean but you can't beat a bit of dirt on a girl <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
<chuckles on that typical essex reply>
but shower sex, as if anyone would complain <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
call me satan <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/angryfire.gif">
My classmates will copulate with anything that moves, but I've never seen any reason to limit myself <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif">
It's a room fragrance that smells like a girl's fanny when she's having sex.
That smell is very stimulating to most men.
It's for wankers. Get it?
Cheers <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
Phaedrus
yeah, but what's in it? not real fanny juice i'm sure.
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too late... already did!
this reminds me of a friend of mine though... she actually has some fanny juice in a bottle.... though it's not really juice anymore - it's dried up and gone all waxy (like it does)
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or that her b/f has such a lack of ideas that she secretly has a strum before he comes round, saves it up then soaks herself so he stops <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
and i have *no* idea why i know so much about this <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
My classmates will copulate with anything that moves, but I've never seen any reason to limit myself <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif">
*note Sex does not smell like this so for all you sad lonely men/women who have never had sex, and do and find it to smell different, you cant sue us* <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
they didnt stay virgins for long, thats for sure <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif">
i think she wanted something to remember her gf by... she wouldn't let me see it though, unfortunately <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">