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Yup, count me in!
I saw a few dodgy law enforcement policies in the two weeks I was over there. One things for sure, I'd never fuck with the police abroad, ever!
can you imagine a little short security guard running up to you like that. He kept taking little steps to avoid obstacles and then running on the straight sides of the pool, so he didn't fall over on the wet surface. I complained the next day, nothing was done. I still got the job done upstairs though...
Lol Yeah, sounds hillarious.
Although if I was in the middle of getting laid and a little drunk, I think I'd have decked the bastard once he started hitting me...
If thats the case, that thread definitely needs a resurrection...
That's quite good
All was going well until I realised that the hand playing with me wasn't smooth like a lady's usually is... :no:
After pointing out that I wasn't particularly "curious", I made my excuses and left.
Well not straight away, shagged her first, natch. :thumb:
oh and being told that we were the 5 couple to have sex on my bedroom floor when i was living with mates in spain....that was quite funny, though it took a long time to work out who all the other people might have been...