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All Hail the Glory...
Teh_Gerbil
Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
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Of Marshall Zhukov.
We got a stray cat! And he's moved in etc, and is ours now. And he's looking good as ever.
He has quite a kill list too, and this is just what we know!
In order of caught:
1x Wood Pidgeon (lol wtf?)
1x Mouse
1x Sparrow
1x Blue Tit
1x Mouse (again)
1x Magpie (ZOMG wtf murderer cat!)
So, as you can see where this thread is going, I was wondering if anyone wanted to buy some cheap meat, like, for doner kebabs or shit? I can get good deals.
Have a pic of the deadly murderer himself, in full battle pose.
*sigh* I fail to see how he honestly moves fast enough to catch stuff.
We got a stray cat! And he's moved in etc, and is ours now. And he's looking good as ever.
He has quite a kill list too, and this is just what we know!
In order of caught:
1x Wood Pidgeon (lol wtf?)
1x Mouse
1x Sparrow
1x Blue Tit
1x Mouse (again)
1x Magpie (ZOMG wtf murderer cat!)
So, as you can see where this thread is going, I was wondering if anyone wanted to buy some cheap meat, like, for doner kebabs or shit? I can get good deals.
Have a pic of the deadly murderer himself, in full battle pose.
*sigh* I fail to see how he honestly moves fast enough to catch stuff.
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This is how they do it.
Gorgeous cat BTW.
Seriously thought, I swear one day he'll get the squirrel he keeps going after.
He must really like you if he keeps bringing back presents! :yes:
We came home on sunday to find feathers covering our entire house. I haven't yet found the bird they came off, i'm a little worried! Ninja has had a swift, two blackbirds, a pigeon and three mice so far. And worms. He brings me worms too.
my cats have brought home pigeons, mice, frogs, sparrows, and (what my mum was most upset over) a robin-the cat was in so much trouble for the robin haha
the worst thing was when the cat brought in a mouse(alive) and then let it goand then decidied it didnt want to catch it again and we lost sight of it-luckily we saw it escape later
I'd hope so! Poor old thing was skin and bones when we got him... he certainly seems happier now... he never even used to play! Fat sod's just gone out after a night and most of today asleep. Silly boy.
I know, she's so good to us.
He looks really healthy in that picture, you're obviously looking after him well
Also, we had a cat once who brought in a dead cat.
And where have you been hiding recently?
Dude! flying blackbird in bedroom, yikes.
... :eek: That's a bit mad. Aww cute on the rabbit licking though. Our old old cat (before the last one) used to break into kids rabbit/guinea pig hutches and kill them and bring them home. ROFL.
Stoli
Hiding? Nah, busy. Applied for a good few jobs. Waiting out on one at FedEx at Stansted. LOL FedEx!!! I hope I gets it.
I thought it might be job related, good luck getting one. :thumb:
We all want teh employment? But companies are massive dicks and don't reply if you ain't getting the job, so you sit about...
...waiting...
...and then petrol bomb them.
Eat the Bee
Zhukov eats moths. He runs around biting at them until he gets it, it's so funny.
Nah, i was more worried about her being stung on the inside by an irritated bee ! But you know what cats are, as soon as you come near 'em when they're playing with something alive, it's crunch crunch crunch and there you are looking at 2 legs and a wing sticking out their mouths and feeling slightly sick
That's nothin'.
My dog caught a hedgehog once :eek: .
(Btw, Will, where have you applied for jobs, because I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed one....)
mwah ha ha ha.
Stansted latley! Also Tesclame I shall apply at for night work (no dealing with motherfucking customers for me!) and shops n shit. Generic places, just go into town and check shops for vacancies. Also, Job Center Computers offer leads. Most of them taken albeit.
He's looking good for his age too!