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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    As all men know, getting a woman to give oral sex is a nearly impossible task. Of course, that never seems to stop women constantly demanding that their men go down to lick their cherries, does it? Still, I can't blame them. Women don't seem to taste as bad down there, for starters.
    Scary Monster wrote: »
    Do you have a really tiny gob? Or is he really wide?
    Gagging I can understand, but opening mouth issues I can't picture.
    Do you really want a mental image of that? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scary Monster wrote: »
    Do you have a really tiny gob? Or is he really wide?
    Gagging I can understand, but opening mouth issues I can't picture.

    I used to have that problem. Basically it was alright for a minute or so, and then my mouth started killing, it was worse in certain positions. The more I do it the easier and less twinge-y it gets, so I suppose my suggestion would be to stick at it, but do keep varying angle/movements so your jaw has time to relax.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    Do you really want a mental image of that? :p

    No, not really, did realise after I posted that wasn't the best expression, but decided to leave it for people to snigger at.:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    Practice makes perfect

    What he said...:yes:

    When I started going down on my ex, I got lockjaw a couple of times!! :shocking: But the more you do it, the more flexible and used to that position your jaw gets... :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh ok. Cool, well its actually that my mouth is pretty small.....well seems to be, but i suppose after more practise it will "stretch" I gag too, but i know i just have to get used to that, i can actually fit it in, im just sure that it affects my performance!!

    Shame I dont have a bf to practise on lol!!

    Thanks for the advice!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    As all men know, getting a woman to give oral sex is a nearly impossible task. Of course, that never seems to stop women constantly demanding that their men go down to lick their cherries, does it?

    I don't know where you're getting your information from, mate, but I can tell you for starters that that there isn't quite right. The day I "demand" oral sex from anyone is the day I expect to be told where to go. You lot have as much right to say no as we do.

    :grump:.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    As all men know, getting a woman to give oral sex is a nearly impossible task. Of course, that never seems to stop women constantly demanding that their men go down to lick their cherries, does it?

    wtf?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't have much experience in this regard, but that doesn't tie in with what I hear in the office, SG.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    As all men know, getting a woman to give oral sex is a nearly impossible task. Of course, that never seems to stop women constantly demanding that their men go down to lick their cherries, does it?

    Congratulations, that's possibly the largest amount of bollocks ever talked in a single post.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite Part Deux wrote: »
    Congratulations, that's possibly the largest amount of bollocks ever talked in a single post.

    :yes: what are you on about SG?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    As all men know, getting a woman to give oral sex is a nearly impossible task.

    Getting a woman to give you oral sex might be a nearly impossible task, but lots of men get it on a regular basis, without asking, because (OMG) some girls like doing it! :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    FireyFirenze wrote: »
    :yes: what are you on about SG?!
    Perhaps I've just ended up with the wrong ones.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'd just like to say i love goin down on a man and cudnt care less if he did it back to me or not, i just love hearing a guy enjoyin himself because of me!

    the whole if you dont do it to me then i wont do it to u is bulls**t!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    As all men know, getting a woman to give oral sex is a nearly impossible task. Of course, that never seems to stop women constantly demanding that their men go down to lick their cherries, does it? Still, I can't blame them. Women don't seem to taste as bad down there, for starters.

    It is? Guess my man's just lucky then... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lies!! its written by a woman that doesn't like giving bj. :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lyra101 wrote: »
    It is? Guess my man's just lucky then... :p
    I'm increasingly getting the idea that, somewhere or other in the UK, there is a huge congregation of women who love giving blowjobs. Do they meet up every Saturday afternoon and worship in front of a statue of a massive cock? We should be told.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    I'm increasingly getting the idea that, somewhere or other in the UK, there is a huge congregation of women who love giving blowjobs. Do they meet up every Saturday afternoon and worship in front of a statue of a massive cock? We should be told.

    Sssh, it's our secret cult! You men are not supposed to know! ;)
    But you got it wrong, it's Friday afternoons. While you're at work.
    ...
    No seriously, I just like making my boyfriend happy :chin: And I don't think I'm alone...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lyra101 wrote: »
    No seriously, I just like making my boyfriend happy :chin: And I don't think I'm alone...

    What ? Other people like to make your boyfriend happy too ? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    What ? Other people like to make your boyfriend happy too ? :p

    Hope not! *Must... think... before... speak* :blush:
    :p Just pointing out to SG that lots of women like BJs because they like to make their boyfriends happy. Not mine, hopefully *hisses* :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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