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chat up lines

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships

Lads, try this on if you don't mind a slap

"d'you fancy a 68?"
the reply "what's that"
"you go down on me and i'll owe you one"

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is that Han as in Solo? Guess it is if u use lines like that!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    u the man
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Basically, chatup lines are good only if their original and aren't corny, just go up to the ask her if she'd like to join for a drink, then just chat to her. A chat up line isn't one of those crap one's about phoning your mum because you've pulled, it's just something you say to start conversation. Something like,"Hi, how're you doin', I'm [ENTER NAME HERE], would you like to join me for a drink?". Get a clue, Jeeeezzzz!?
    Live life, get drunk, you only live once, so who cares if you can't remember half of it?
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