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Uggh why?? (for men)
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have u ever wanked thinking about an ugly girl and then once you cum you just think Why the fuck did i wank with her in my mind
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I've got one of them in my wank bank. Best thing to just keep it to yourself mate:p
maybe the animal within you is responding to those wide child bearing hips
maybe the coward within you is thinking maybe this one is more desparate than me
Mr_Wobble
lol i had to laugh reading that...... but the worst thing is its true lol!
LIES!!! ALL LIES!!
I think no would be the best answer to this, and I find it such a strange q!
I only have top class wanks- im much too classy to think about ugly birds mmm
Learn how to control you're light sabre young padawan.
Mmm, Angelina Jolie! :eek:
*coughs* big head.
Now you mention it.... it is has a quite a big one :yes:
Thats true in most cases... literally too!
LOL . Yeah I have. For some reason I just can't have a wank and think about shagin' my bird or a nice looking girl.
NinjaMaster, there are two types of people in this world...
W*nkers and liars!