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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Did you know...

..to meet the recommended daily calorie intake amount for the average male, he would have to consume any of the following:
  • 500 medium artichokes
  • 250 cups of spinach
  • 500 ounces of Swede
  • 35 slices of white bread
  • 420 tablespoons of soy sauce
  • 17 pints of Carlsberg
  • 34 boiled eggs
  • 26 pints of Miller Light

I bet you didn't did you?

If someone had you strapped to the floor and a gun to your head and said you had to consume one of the abovelist items every day, which would you choose? And no, nowhere within a 400 mile radius sells alcohol, so it has to be one of the food.

And you're not allowed to die. You have to eat.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bread.

    I eat shitoads of it anyway. Not 35 slices worth, but I don't mind it, because it's good for me and shit.

    To bed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh I forgot to add. There was an arson attack on all the yeast places and they won't be able to make any more bread 'til April 2006. Until then you're going to have to choose something else I'm afraid. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Good God could you imagine eating 250 cups of spinach a day, every day!?

    Me neither. :nervous:

    Unfortunately, it ain't gonna happen. Y'see, the creators of the cartoon Popeye took offence to the whole spinach thing and took it to court who put a worldwide ban on the sale of spinach to anyone resembling Popeye (white people and males, regardless of race). Sorry.

    Heh only kidding, you have as much spinach as you can handle rachie. And fucking enjoy it too. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sorry to be a funny bastard Zoma, but are they jerusalam artichokes of globe artichokes?...cause there both well different! :p

    and how big are the cups of spinach too?

    though i think i would take the muller light or the swede myself :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Spinach please :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Spinach, s'il vous plait. Fried up with some bacon, onion and garlic. Mmmm. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by WD40
    Muller Light if it is strawberry. Otherwise the bread.
    Strawberry lager?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Muller light is yoghurt my dear... He read it as Muller, rather than Milller! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Last time I was down my local they didnt seem to have Muller Light on tap any more, which was a shame.

    I'd probably pick the spinich too, seeing as boiled eggs are actualy the devil.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I`d take the eggs. I`d just feel sorry for anyone else around.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Karma Killer?
    sorry to be a funny bastard Zoma, but are they jerusalam artichokes of globe artichokes?...cause there both well different! :p

    and how big are the cups of spinach too?

    though i think i would take the muller light or the swede myself :D


    Erm...both. And big.

    Your imagination is the limit! :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Karma Killer


    and how big are the cups of spinach too?

    :lol: are you serious?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Soy Sauce by far, don't really like it but i reckon 420tp's would only be a few pints to down.
    Although it does smell pretty rank in pot noodles. Does it all have be eaten on it's own or can you wash/soak it up with something else?
    Oh and how do i get smilies?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On it's own. Complementing it with something defeats the point. :(

    Or, for all you Irish out there..
    • 18 slices of Irish Soda Bread

    You'll find the recipe for Irish Soda Bread here.

    :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Probably swede. Mashed, with black pepper :D I love swede.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Probably the spinach, but i'll never be in that situation.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shogun
    i'll never be in that situation.

    You'd think that wouldn't you? :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hurrah for soda bread! Toasted with butter, yum.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm going for the 17 pints of carlsberg...
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