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oh my god!!! theres more!!! sircum you should write porn more often! send me more porn!
sorry....im horny what can i say
Sir Cum's got a date?:p
Thatd surprise him
Go down on your knees.
Unzip his flies.
Put his cock in your mouth.
Take his hands.
Put them on the back of your head.
Tell him to fuck your mouth like the little cum slut you are.
Gag lots.
Swallow his load.
I'm sure he will like my plan.
Call me a pedant, but how's she going to say 'fuck me in the mouth' if her mouth's akready full of cock? Would it sound a bit like like 'fummmeee innna mufff ligerlil cmmm clut' ... and he might end up saying 'yer what???'
If you want a special surprise I can honestly say asking him 'Is it ok it we have a threesome with my best friend' cannot be beaten ...
Speaks for itself doesn't it? I wasn't about to type out -
Go down on your knees.
Unzip his flies.
Put his cock in your mouth.
Take his hands.
Put them on the back of your head.
Remove Penis from your mouth so that you can speak
Tell him to fuck your mouth like the little cum slut you are.
Put his cock back in your mouth
Gag lots.
Swallow his load.
I'm sure he will like my plan.
Whilst I am at it should I add in "Remove Penis From Trousers" after Unzipping his flies? She might get a mouthful of cloth otherwise!
to the first poster, get yourself on ebay and get some cheap lingerie, i just got a pvc basque and thong set for 16 quid and two pairs of fishnet stockings for 6 quid - BARGAIN!!!! Wear them under your lothes and surprise him, although it may feel a little sleezy if its your very first time together!
Does anyone ere like Thigh High Boots? And if so, how much would you pay for a pair for yourself or, if your male your g/f to wear?(altho each to their own ya trannys )
£100 tops.
I'd walk into the shop, slap £100 down on the counter and demand "A pair of fuck me boots for my girl please. She is a size 3 foot and has legs like a vice."
Fuck me boots for one and all!
Thats fucking class mate:D