If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Options
FAO: Star Trek fans
Former Member
Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
Recently at work, I was cornered by a Star Trek geek that wouldn't leave me alone. Some guy comes up to me and starts Trek-babbling about about Bajorans and Cardassians and about how they were trying to take over the federation or some other such bullshit.
"Blah blah blah" the loser kept babbling until finally I said "I hate you. Leave me alone."
At this point, he saw that his tactics to annoy me weren't working any more, so he switched into Ultra-Geek mode. I was a little worried. I had to think quick. I looked around the room and saw a steel-tipped Jack Hammer. "It just might work," I said to myself.
I got up to go get it, but I was too late. He was geeking me to death with his William Shatner beam of shitty acting.
I was only a few feet away from the Jack Hammer, but I was paralyzed with nerd disease. Finally I grabbed the Jack Hammer and started to chisel a hole into his chest. He then used his secret weapon: quoting lines from the Physics of Star Trek book, but I persisted to chisel away at his chest. After I made a hole in his chest, I stomped his head in, but his acidic geek blood got all over my leg and I had to amputate my leg. True story.
"Blah blah blah" the loser kept babbling until finally I said "I hate you. Leave me alone."
At this point, he saw that his tactics to annoy me weren't working any more, so he switched into Ultra-Geek mode. I was a little worried. I had to think quick. I looked around the room and saw a steel-tipped Jack Hammer. "It just might work," I said to myself.
I got up to go get it, but I was too late. He was geeking me to death with his William Shatner beam of shitty acting.
I was only a few feet away from the Jack Hammer, but I was paralyzed with nerd disease. Finally I grabbed the Jack Hammer and started to chisel a hole into his chest. He then used his secret weapon: quoting lines from the Physics of Star Trek book, but I persisted to chisel away at his chest. After I made a hole in his chest, I stomped his head in, but his acidic geek blood got all over my leg and I had to amputate my leg. True story.
0
Comments
Your nerd bashing,
your accurate use of trek terms and spelling
or
your paranoia fuelled schizophrenic delusions
I think we can rule that one out
The man's a God.
The article's a joke. Thought that was obvious.
Assuming that you are correct and those were the right spelling - not knowing much about Star Trek I'm not sure - I can only assume that he's a closet Trekkie.
I have no idea what you are talking about - only someone who watches the prog would know that those things/people/ships (?) existed...
I tell you, he's a trekkie for sure
Anyone with a predudice against trekkies should think again as I am noooo geek.
Cheers and big up the closet trekkie fans you know who you are!!;)
Nor have I watched any Star Wars film either.
What? You must have had a poor and deprived childhood
*stands up*
Yeah I was at one point in my life at rock bottom and turned to Star Trek, I'm not proud of myself
I'm recovering now and happy to say I only watch it when I'm bored!