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Horny
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Is it me or does all this cold weather make you really horny, like thinking of how hot it would be if you were getting it
Yeh I'm bored, and randy, and bored, and randy...............
Yeh I'm bored, and randy, and bored, and randy...............
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Cold doesn't make me horny. It makes me cold.
Slinky
Must be just you pair. Wrap it up you hussys
Must be just me then but when it's cold I feel like hugging someone to make me all nice and warm and stuff.
A lot of people feel like that - but just don'g get horny in the process!
Hey we all know where hugs lead
It only leads to that for peverts like you.
I'm not a pervert :crying: Just my hormones what can I say
Perv.
And if your so horny, why are you on thesite instead of, um, doing something else?
:eek: I'm a good girly I don't do things like that :eek:
If you say so... hmmmm I wonder where Slinky has dissappeared too now?
He's here, you just can't see him
Thank goodness!
Cheek
Mr_Wobble
because of Laura. yes i am so horny. oh my god you do not know the half of it. im not sure if its the cold weather or just laura. ive been waking up at 3.30 because i have a swelling in my shorts and i cant get to sleep until ive given it a massage while thinking of laura. uh maybe too much info. but this horniness makes my hyper. god she makes me horny. then if that wasnt bad enough she starts turning me on, on purpose. saying things like im kinda turning her on. jesus christ im surprised we havent all drown in my sea of willing soldiers!
I'm just about to have my tea here!!! :eek:
hehe, woah, quite possibly too much information!!