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Newbies do it better, damnit!!!!
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Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I must admit, I usually don't post on websites... (evil grin)
I figure... what's the best way to introduce yourself other than telling a joke? Right?
So here goes... (clearing throat--get your minds out of the gutter)
Q: What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
A: Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts.
I know, I know. Let me have it, Babies... I can take it.... More bad jokes to come. I promise.
Cheers.
I figure... what's the best way to introduce yourself other than telling a joke? Right?
So here goes... (clearing throat--get your minds out of the gutter)
Q: What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
A: Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts.
I know, I know. Let me have it, Babies... I can take it.... More bad jokes to come. I promise.
Cheers.
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense???
Ask me later
Yeah yeah before you all reply.............I know its ancient but its the only clean one I know
Welcome to the site, i'm sure you will fit in fine
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I thought you were gonna tell me something dirty....