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Newbies do it better, damnit!!!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
I must admit, I usually don't post on websites... (evil grin)

I figure... what's the best way to introduce yourself other than telling a joke? Right?

So here goes... (clearing throat--get your minds out of the gutter)


Q: What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

A: Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts.


I know, I know. Let me have it, Babies... I can take it.... More bad jokes to come. I promise.


Cheers.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello I got an even better joke :D

    How do you keep an idiot in suspense???

    Ask me later ;)

    Yeah yeah before you all reply.............I know its ancient but its the only clean one I know ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Helloooo
    Welcome to the site, i'm sure you will fit in fine :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi and welcome to thesite, enjoy!;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello and welcomen

    Whats brown and sticky?


    A stick :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CRAZYREDEYES
    Hello and welcomen

    Whats brown and sticky?


    A stick :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


    I thought you were gonna tell me something dirty.... ;)
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