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DancerDancer Bog Off Justine!Community Champion Posts: 6,435 Master Poster
Use this thread to post as many yo mama jokes as you know. Use a spoiler if they could be offensive  (aka yo mama so fat.) 

Like this: Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

I'm a fruit loop. 🍊➰

There's a part of me I can't get back.  A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same.

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  • DancerDancer Bog Off Justine! Community Champion Posts: 6,435 Master Poster
    Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."

    Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

    Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

    Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
    I'm a fruit loop. 🍊➰

    There's a part of me I can't get back.  A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same.
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