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Yo Mama Jokes

DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 8,111 Legendary Poster
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Use this thread to post as many yo mama jokes as you know. Use a spoiler if they could be offensive  (aka yo mama so fat.) 

Like this: Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

"There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 

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  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 8,111 Legendary Poster
    Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."

    Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

    Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

    Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
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