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Things you thought were true when you were little

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 271 Bot
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I'm sure this has been done before, but it's always amusing, so let's have it again!

Mine is that I thought every child learnt English first, then when they'd finished that the French learnt French, and the Germans learnt German etc etc, and I thought we were really lucky because we didn't have to learn another language after!

What did everyone else believe as a child?:pancake flip:

(there is no need for a pancake, I just like pancakes)
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Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That female dogs having nipples meant they were pregnant...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That the carpet was the only thing stopping me from falling through the floor, I didn't realise floorboards were a thing
  • HannHann Inactive Posts: 3,434 Boards Guru
    When I was younger I was in the car with my mum and my auntie, and we went past a crane, I knew it was called that but I mis-heard my mum call it a crayon... for about a year or two I called it a crayon....
    I also thought that Mince pies had beef in..
    I thought that babies came out of your belly button...
    Also AmazingPhil has done 3 videos on Things I thought were true that are not true :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You'd get square eyes if you got too close to the TV for too long.
    A man lived on the moon.
    Your facial expression would stay however you had it if the wind suddenly changed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Noob Posts: 2,197 Boards Champion
    When there was an eclipse, everyone was don't look at the sky directly, you'll go blind. So I spent the entire time with my hands over my eyes because I didn't want to go blind. Turns out they meant not looking directly at the sun for long periods of time!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If I told a lie my tongue would turn black
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The reason I have red hair is because I eat strawberries.

    I believed this until i ate so many blueberries in one week in aid to get blue hair, and it never happened :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That the world used to be in black and white - based on old films and photos

    And that the reason we had curtains was so that we wouldnt see the witches, ghosts and vampires flying around at night and get scared
  • Former MemberFormer Member Part of the furniture Posts: 11,722 An Original Mixlorian
    If you ate apple seeds, an apple tree would grow inside of you :heart: xD
  • Former MemberFormer Member Lyrical Poster Posts: 5,462 Part of The Furniture
    If you ate your crusts you'd get curly hair.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Part of the furniture Posts: 11,722 An Original Mixlorian
    Mum used to yell when we looked in the mirror at night, we grew up believing that looking in the mirror was bad luck.

    Also hanging your cloths out at night was unlucky.
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