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What is your favourite insult from Pop Culture

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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I'm bored at work, not really focusing very well. So I decided that I want to know everyone's favourite insult from TV, Film, Books, Comics, Music etcs.

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In fairness, mine is from Green Wing.

Guy: Actually, do you know what I do like about this?
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Guy: Fuck All.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anything said by Malcolm Tucker in The thick of it. To list but a few:

    "He's as useless as a marzipan dildo"

    "Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off"

    "Does that not fit within your purview, Marie Antoinette? Why don't you just scuttle off back to fucking Cranford and play around with your tea and your cakes and your fucking horse cocks. Let them eat cock!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Picc keeps telling me we must watch it, I know I'll love it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote: »
    Picc keeps telling me we must watch it, I know I'll love it.

    You MUST watch it! So funny. Watch them in order and then watch the film (in the loop).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Broken-Angel wrote: »
    You MUST watch it! So funny. Watch them in order and then watch the film (in the loop).

    :yes: But actually sitting down to do it seems to be difficult, difficult, lemon difficult!

    On topic, probably

    "There's two things I don't like about you, Felicia: your face. So why don't you shut both of them?"
    From Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Two that spring to mind...

    -Usual Suspects
    Police: Do you know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
    Todd Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack?

    -The Way of the Gun
    Mr. Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One of Glenn's last lines from Thick of It:

    "In the last two years you've bent like a human fucking palm tree, swaying to the gup of these six-toed, born-to-rule ponyfuckers."

    I am not sure if this counts as pop culture, but this boxing coach is great because he is both very insulting and right at the same time! (WARNING FOR SWEARING!)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhb3z4pTFQ
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    most things dr cox says to jd :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How could I forget this gem?

    (Nicola Murray tells Malcolm Tucker she's claustrophobic)
    Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. Jesus Christ, see you, you're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.
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    Starry nightStarry night Posts: 674 Incredible Poster
    "I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are not armed."
    Shakespeare
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Boo, you whore.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jeff: I'd like to offer my sincere congratulations. It's hard enough to find people you can stand in this life, let alone someone willing to stomach your imminent dementia and present incontinence.

    Pierce: Thank you, Jeff. I just hope she can satisfy me. I'm like an insatiable baboon in the bedroom.

    Jeff: Don't sell yourself short. You're a baboon everywhere.

    I love Community.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Also from the thick of it....Stewart Pearsons farewell:

    "I've spent ten years detoxifying this party. It's been a bit like renovating an old, old house, yeah? You can take out a sexist beam here, a callous window there, replace the odd homophobic roof tile. But after a while you realise that this renovation is doomed. Because the foundations are built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of *****"

    Any fan of the show will know what ***** means!
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