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What is your favourite insult from Pop Culture
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I'm bored at work, not really focusing very well. So I decided that I want to know everyone's favourite insult from TV, Film, Books, Comics, Music etcs.
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In fairness, mine is from Green Wing.
Guy: Actually, do you know what I do like about this?
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Guy: Fuck All.
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In fairness, mine is from Green Wing.
Guy: Actually, do you know what I do like about this?
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.
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Guy: Fuck All.
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"He's as useless as a marzipan dildo"
"Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off"
"Does that not fit within your purview, Marie Antoinette? Why don't you just scuttle off back to fucking Cranford and play around with your tea and your cakes and your fucking horse cocks. Let them eat cock!"
You MUST watch it! So funny. Watch them in order and then watch the film (in the loop).
:yes: But actually sitting down to do it seems to be difficult, difficult, lemon difficult!
On topic, probably
"There's two things I don't like about you, Felicia: your face. So why don't you shut both of them?"
From Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
-Usual Suspects
Police: Do you know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Todd Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack?
-The Way of the Gun
Mr. Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
"In the last two years you've bent like a human fucking palm tree, swaying to the gup of these six-toed, born-to-rule ponyfuckers."
I am not sure if this counts as pop culture, but this boxing coach is great because he is both very insulting and right at the same time! (WARNING FOR SWEARING!)
(Nicola Murray tells Malcolm Tucker she's claustrophobic)
Shakespeare
Pierce: Thank you, Jeff. I just hope she can satisfy me. I'm like an insatiable baboon in the bedroom.
Jeff: Don't sell yourself short. You're a baboon everywhere.
I love Community.
"I've spent ten years detoxifying this party. It's been a bit like renovating an old, old house, yeah? You can take out a sexist beam here, a callous window there, replace the odd homophobic roof tile. But after a while you realise that this renovation is doomed. Because the foundations are built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of *****"
Any fan of the show will know what ***** means!