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... With a drunken sailor?
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Is he hot?
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dont you like my joke before that??
And, btw, I'd shave his belly with a rusty razor (actual line from the song)
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Not that I'd kick either of them out of bed for having cold fingers, mind.
you know what? ive never actually heard the normal version
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im not suprised!!
my great uncle brendan looks like the KFC man :razz:
Who's the KFC man?
^ that failed didnt it? try this.
http://www.searchengine.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kfc-logo-high-quality-300x299.jpg
He looks like Father Christmas but with a smaller beard.
I think my old headmaster told me a story about him.
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There be nay drunkenness on me vessels, ya scallywag.
This one time.. at band camp.......
That was exactly what I was thinking when I wrote that