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Euphamism generator! Haha!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmao thats brilliant

    "needless to say, she spend the night alone dragging the melted cheese" best one so far lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha some of them are gross
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    He was so drunk, he was literally
    lubing the otter's Turkish paté.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Loving it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You should have seen your face! You looked like you were tickling the wee sandwich maker.

    :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Every morning, he woke up
    tickling the brass president.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha

    "lets just say i had alot to learn about hammering the trouser cannon" classic !!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Of course, back in my day we called it perpetuating the wife's dungeon. <- LOL!

    I couldn't believe my best friend was actually cramming the wombat.

    Unbeknownst to me, they were all pleasing the purple goat.

    The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon tossing the great pearl.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "[FONT=Lucida, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]She checked the coast was clear before [/FONT]tenderizing the pony"
    some of these are just gross! so funny though!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were
    unlocking the chicken.

    Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed
    plowing the technicolor friend.

    Roflamo
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I still think mine was best. :p
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