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Coffee, greatest of all jet-fuels
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Maybe I should be posting this in Student since it's helping me with a speech for my intro to public speaking class, but it is sort of a general discussion as well (there, that?s my justification for post whore?n);)
Anyhow, I love coffee, so much that I have to give a speech about it. Tough part is that it needs to be sorta light hearted and funny, something I'm horrible at. Anyone want to share some profound insights into why Coffee is the greatest thing invented since air?
Anyhow, I love coffee, so much that I have to give a speech about it. Tough part is that it needs to be sorta light hearted and funny, something I'm horrible at. Anyone want to share some profound insights into why Coffee is the greatest thing invented since air?
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Morning has broken
MR. Coffee has spoken
The familiar wake-up call
sings to my ears
I wake with a shrug
To the floor with a thud
Where in this hellhole is my coffee mug?
I can now face the day
on legal speed (The American way)
I'm sketching
I'm seizing
I'm spazing
I'm shaking
I can not stop spilling on my brand new shirt
I-I-I'm wired
I'm so inspired
I drank the entire pot
so off to work
Here I come to save the day
on legal speed (The American way)
Drinking coffee
I drink coffee
Drinking coffee everyday
Waking up for uni everyday so early after many a blinding night out, I got tired of dragging myself in, half asleep! Caffine sorted me out, I feel awake, alert, almost everyday, even when I haven't been to bed the night before .
The stuff certainly surprised me!
Ha lagwagon...classic.
I like coffee but I just can't drink the stuff because the caffeine gives me bad heart palpitations. Which is a shame, because I have a lovely proper coffee machine and the decaf coffee for it just doesn't taste the same!
My favourite type of real coffee is Jamaican Blue Mountain.
You've never tried Tea?! I'm not a massive tea drinker, I much prefer coffee but I thought everyone had tried it! lol