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most embarrassing moment!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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i just wanted to know if anyone elses most embarrassing moment was as bad as mine!

when i used to have a paper round (about 3 years ago) i took a trolley with me to carry the papers. but it was summer so i was wearing a tight short shirt (the ones which show your belly button) and a short frilly skirt (and sandals as well). i was at the far end of my estate (probably the furthest away from my house you can get) and there was a car with wood sticking out the boot with a man sitting inside just starting it up. as i crossed past the back of the car my skirt got caught on a piece of sharp wood and as i tried to untangle it the man drove off. it ripped my skirt off me and he drove round the corner and out of sight! i was left standing at the end of a dead end road with me in a tight shirt and a very visible red thong! the bad thing was that the front was a lacy see-through one and i had just shaved my pubes off a few days before! so you could see my vagina right through it and the thong also had a very large green bow on the back which flopped around! so i had to dump my trolley on a drive take off my shoes (i cant run in them) and run up to my house! being summer everone was outside in their gardens so everyone saw me! everyone was laughing! i was so embarrassed! when i got up to my house about 15 minutes later i got up to the door and realised my keys were in the trolley! i was so pissed off! i ran all the way back down and picked up my keys and ran back up to my house to get a new skirt on! a few days later the man in the car saw me and had found my skirt on his wood. he had bought me a new skirt from h&m to say sorry so i got my skirt back as well! (that story is true im not making it up)

anyone else had any embarrassing moments?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There's a shopping centre near me called The Gyle. It has this sorta fountain/pond bit outside in the car park.

    I fell in.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    About five years ago at a Hibs v Aberdeen game, we won 4-3 down there and for the goal that put us 3-2 up the bounce in the stand was fucking incredible. My mate ended up elbowing me square in the nose, blood absolutely everywhere and I had to get seen to inside the stand by the St. Johns ambulance people and missed most of second half. Got a round of applause from the bit of the stand we were in when I re-appeared. and the bounce when we scored the fourth in the last minute was every bit as mental :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My life has been one big embarrassing moment so far if Im honest!!!:blush::D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was wearing this super cute white catsuit, when I got pushed into a water fountain by a friend. When I got up the front was all stuck to my huge giant tits and the fabric was see-through so you could see my pert erect nipples and their colour. Then as the sun shone down on me, the catsuit dried out, the sun was so hot that it shrank the fabric of my catsuit so that the crotch was really tights and you could see my fanny lips pressed up against it like a white camel's toe.

    the end
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I remember when I was about 17 or 18 and me and a few mates piled to Arran for a summer hol. We camped on the beach. Beautiful weather. Mental holiday.

    Anyway. Me and my mate hired a boat and took a couple of girlies out into the bay for a swim. As a hoot I hung off the side of the boat and my mate started up the motor and we flew about up and down the shoreline for a while. When it came to taking the boat back I was reluctant to get in the boat. No surprises why.

    I then had to walk a about a mile back along the beach with only my hands to cover my modesty. In the height of Glasgow Trade Fortnight. On Arran beach. Much to to my mates delight.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote: »
    I was wearing this super cute white catsuit, when I got pushed into a water fountain by a friend. When I got up the front was all stuck to my huge giant tits and the fabric was see-through so you could see my pert erect nipples and their colour. Then as the sun shone down on me, the catsuit dried out, the sun was so hot that it shrank the fabric of my catsuit so that the crotch was really tights and you could see my fanny lips pressed up against it like a white camel's toe.

    the end

    Their are people forming that image in their heads and storing it in their wank banks for later as we speak! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just thought of another one:

    i was in topshop with my mates and was trying on a thong in the changing room. i put my top, skirt and bag on the floor while i tryed it on and looked in the mirror. i liked it so i took it off and went to put my clothes back on but they werent there! and neither was my bag! i heard giggling from outside so i stuck my head out the curtain and saw my three mates with my clothes laughing at me! but then they ran out and i didnt know what to do! i was in my thong i mentioned earlier (with the bow and lace) and matching bra with no other clothes nearby! they had my phone and money! i walked to the exit of the changing rooms and they were standing outside topshop in the centre of the mall throwing my clothes across the corridor! the centre was packed! i had no choice, i had to run out of topshop in my undies and grab my clothes back (which they were reluctant to give) but after some tugging and staring i got them back. i ran back in, got changed and grabbed my bag off them as i left! i havent been in that topshop since!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    going to a 21st birthday party in a village hall somewhere we'd not been before. the boyfriend of one of the girls i was going with lives in the nearby town and told her where he (assumed) it was. we got there and my friends waited in the car outside while i went to investigate. as you would in a village hall, i just walked in without knocking on the door. as you walk in there's just small area and then some gallery type steps going up either side. i was a bit confused and could hear who wants to be a millionnaire playing. this woman appeared from the top of the stairs with a little boy. i said was this natalie's party and she said no so i made my apologies and said i'd thought this was such and such village hall. she came down the stairs and i said do you happen to know where this village hall is and she said yes and gave me the directions. it was only then that i twigged. so i said to her 'you don't live here, do you?' and she said 'yes'. :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lasenza18 wrote: »
    just thought of another one:

    i was in topshop with my mates and was trying on a thong in the changing room. i put my top, skirt and bag on the floor while i tryed it on and looked in the mirror. i liked it so i took it off and went to put my clothes back on but they werent there! and neither was my bag! i heard giggling from outside so i stuck my head out the curtain and saw my three mates with my clothes laughing at me! but then they ran out and i didnt know what to do! i was in my thong i mentioned earlier (with the bow and lace) and matching bra with no other clothes nearby! they had my phone and money! i walked to the exit of the changing rooms and they were standing outside topshop in the centre of the mall throwing my clothes across the corridor! the centre was packed! i had no choice, i had to run out of topshop in my undies and grab my clothes back (which they were reluctant to give) but after some tugging and staring i got them back. i ran back in, got changed and grabbed my bag off them as i left! i havent been in that topshop since!

    I thought you werent allowed to try underwear on?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooh, ooh, me! I remember another one. I was all dressed up in my schoolgirl uniform- you know the thing, a tight white shirt tied in a knot under my pushed up, squeezed together, wonderbra'd bosom, taut young stomach on display and a mini tartan box pleat skirt. Of course, I had some long white socks and high heels on too, along with pigtails to complete the outfit. Well, I was teetering along the road, blue wicked in hand when a big lorry drove past. The wind blew my skirt right up so the driver could see my big white schoolgirl knickers, and as it had been raining the day before, he splashed a big dirty puddle of water up at me. Of course my shirt top went see through and I had to try to rub some of the mud off my half exposed titties. I had to go to the party like that too, as it was too late to turn back.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    spartaalbion wrote: »
    I thought you werent allowed to try underwear on?

    You mean im not the only one who has been noticing some rancid bullshit like stench recently?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NinjaMaster wrote: »
    Their are people forming that image in their heads and storing it in their wank banks for later as we speak! ;)

    I'm doing that too, but it's the thought of you on Arran beach nekkid that gets me going :D:naughty:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    spartaalbion wrote: »
    I thought you werent allowed to try underwear on?
    Not to mention the store alarm would have rung if she ran out wearing it. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mr Orange wrote: »
    You mean im not the only one who has been noticing some rancid bullshit like stench recently?

    what are you suggesting? huh? lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry, i'm just jumping to conclusions, for a split second i thought that the OP may be a 72 year old man with fist gripped around his flaccid penis trying to get all you lovely young ladies to reveal filthy stories of walking down the street with your equally good looking friend, accidently falling over, having your tiny little skirt fall around your ankles, on the day that you forgot to put any panties on and landing on your friends face... So he can finally achieve his first erection in 36 years and release his pent up frustration


    But :chin: I think I may just be too suspecious, sorry.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    I'm doing that too, but it's the thought of you on Arran beach nekkid that gets me going :D:naughty:


    :heart::heart::o;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah funnily enough I've never seen anyone doing a paper round in the clothes he/she described!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    spartaalbion wrote: »
    I thought you werent allowed to try underwear on?


    You can try them on over the top of your own. :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote: »
    I was wearing this super cute white catsuit, when I got pushed into a water fountain by a friend. When I got up the front was all stuck to my huge giant tits and the fabric was see-through so you could see my pert erect nipples and their colour. Then as the sun shone down on me, the catsuit dried out, the sun was so hot that it shrank the fabric of my catsuit so that the crotch was really tights and you could see my fanny lips pressed up against it like a white camel's toe.

    the end

    Sounds more like a porn story!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    er yes, it was a joke!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote: »
    er yes, it was a joke!

    Ah rightey. :p

    Embarressing moment: turning up to a rideout of about 100 bikes on a 125 with l plates then stopping because I panicked and turning the engine off. Argh!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lasenza18 wrote: »
    i just wanted to know if anyone elses most embarrassing moment was as bad as mine!

    when i used to have a paper round (about 3 years ago) i took a trolley with me to carry the papers. but it was summer so i was wearing a tight short shirt (the ones which show your belly button) and a short frilly skirt (and sandals as well). i was at the far end of my estate (probably the furthest away from my house you can get) and there was a car with wood sticking out the boot with a man sitting inside just starting it up. as i crossed past the back of the car my skirt got caught on a piece of sharp wood and as i tried to untangle it the man drove off. it ripped my skirt off me and he drove round the corner and out of sight! i was left standing at the end of a dead end road with me in a tight shirt and a very visible red thong! the bad thing was that the front was a lacy see-through one and i had just shaved my pubes off a few days before! so you could see my vagina right through it and the thong also had a very large green bow on the back which flopped around! so i had to dump my trolley on a drive take off my shoes (i cant run in them) and run up to my house! being summer everone was outside in their gardens so everyone saw me! everyone was laughing! i was so embarrassed! when i got up to my house about 15 minutes later i got up to the door and realised my keys were in the trolley! i was so pissed off! i ran all the way back down and picked up my keys and ran back up to my house to get a new skirt on! a few days later the man in the car saw me and had found my skirt on his wood. he had bought me a new skirt from h&m to say sorry so i got my skirt back as well! (that story is true im not making it up)

    anyone else had any embarrassing moments?

    Aaw ! At least you got a skirt !

    After P.E. in year seven i tucked my skirt into my tights and walked across the quad. Embarassing !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i fell down a flight of steps at my mates house ,in front of her mum and dad ,a pocket full of condoms i had ,came spillin out (i was pissed of course )...im still reminded of it 15 yrs ;later,and it still makes me cringe..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lasenza18 wrote: »
    just thought of another one:

    i was in topshop with my mates and was trying on a thong in the changing room. i put my top, skirt and bag on the floor while i tryed it on and looked in the mirror. i liked it so i took it off and went to put my clothes back on but they werent there! and neither was my bag! i heard giggling from outside so i stuck my head out the curtain and saw my three mates with my clothes laughing at me! but then they ran out and i didnt know what to do! i was in my thong i mentioned earlier (with the bow and lace) and matching bra with no other clothes nearby! they had my phone and money! i walked to the exit of the changing rooms and they were standing outside topshop in the centre of the mall throwing my clothes across the corridor! the centre was packed! i had no choice, i had to run out of topshop in my undies and grab my clothes back (which they were reluctant to give) but after some tugging and staring i got them back. i ran back in, got changed and grabbed my bag off them as i left! i havent been in that topshop since!

    nowhere allows u to try underwear on!!:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when i did my paper round it was windy and i left the trolly alone and i went to the deliver the paper i turned round and the papers were all over the fucking street and goddamn ma boss had a go at me it wa funny tho
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    /e:
    nvm, I'm slow.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    spartaalbion wrote: »
    I thought you werent allowed to try underwear on?

    That's what I thought as well.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Having my cacks pulled down in an airport when I was about 13/14.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    The scientists in the research center I was working in as cleaner had finally managed to create a machine that would generate infinite power. As the head scientist was annoucing the creation to others, and noting that assembling that machine has so low a chance of success that it would be very unlikely for another to be made in the next billion years, I tripped and my broom hit the machine, which dropped to the floor and broke apart.
    Talk about embarassing!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Did no one listen to Kazbo? You can try undies on... but only over your pants (never really see the point). Doesn't sound like she did though, which is pretty manky! :yuck:

    Also think she may have an underware obsession; what with the name and the fact both her embarrassing stories centred around her pretty little thong. :razz:

    Can't really think of an embarrassing story to do with me... I think stuff washes over me.
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