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whats the funniest most profound thing you've said on drugs ? that moment when your miles away in deep thought, then just blurt out a sentence ? i once announced to room full of people 'isn't it weird how only scousers don't come from anywhere other than liverpool' ! who knows what my train of thought was on that 1 !
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I asked my mate where another of my mates (who had gone for a piss) where he'd gone and proceded to ask if he was getting the wheelbarrow. I'm a greenkeeper and we'd been doing loads of work involving the thing earlier in the day and I completely tripped out.
Soon as I said it I realised I fucked up but that didn't stop me saying a couple of similar things again that night.
I often ask people if they're wearing glasses cos every now and again I see them on people who arn't actually wearing them!
Glen - "where'dya get the milk"
Me - "down the road, from a float"
Adam - "yeah this milkman.. and he had a snake"
Both - "you what?!?!"
Adam - "hey??"
Glen - "you said the milkman had a snake"
Adam - "fuck off.. no I didn't"
My mate glen has also asked me repeatidly on the way home once for a spanner for his work saying he wouldn't be able to fix the car, that was while we where walking on the beach.
Can't remember about myself, I know I've said some really stupid things but none spring to mind off the top of my recovering head <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
Diary of a queer with HIV coming to a Site near you soon <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
Eh? What the hell was i talking about? Ended up rolling about in laughter thought!
Eh? He then poceded to tell us that has seen clear as day, somone come round with a tray of cakes and offer him one.
ah how we laughed.
Edited to add;- Another friend came up to visit me at Uni. We got completely hammered all day and went out for a few supplies and a takeaway. Having got a loaf of bread, some milk etc we proceeded to the takeaway, where a Chinese lady with an incredibly strong accent was trying to take our order. I put mine in while my mate became fascinated with the loaf of bread. She looked at him and said "What you want?", and he replied by holding the bread aloft, lent over the counter and whispered "It's a bass drum, look at it all bassing away" before running out.
[This message has been edited by Lord of Little (edited 19-11-2001).]
And despite all my rage i'm still just a rat in a cage
<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/hippy.gif"> Smoke The Weed, Go Insane!!
By this time i really wasn't all there and only picked up on the smoking like a trooper part. To this i replied "Do troopers smoke?"
Now, have a big toke on this South African drugs-reefer-style spliff doobie.