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What Do Men Want?

Although Diamond Geezer said its women, that can't be all there is too it. So in the interest of sexual equality and all, here is a thread just for the men to tell us what they want :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cheap beer and cheap women. So i've been told!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Women who can chill out.
    Not bitchy.
    Not argumentative.
    Can have fun, i.e. pubbing, clubbing
    Can hear our secrets and issues without going and telling every friend they have.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the cheap beer thing for me in some cases yeh
    it same with women its diffrent for us all some guys have no respect for any gal (and i guess its the same with gals but visa versa)

    note:this is what i think

    if they have big boobs thats a put off for me :shocking: the looks dont matter to me becouse if i like there personality there buitiful to me (that may be strange to some people) i beileive there is buitey in everyone :yes: they cant be a whore or a slag

    sex wise well i enjoy as long as they enjoy it im up 4 bit of everything the hair down there cudnt realy give a shiza but they have to have a nice arse :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cheap beer and cheap women. So i've been told!

    Now why would anybody choose cheep beer :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote: »
    Now why would anybody choose cheep beer :p


    thats what i said :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote: »
    Now why would anybody choose cheep beer :p

    if youre me and a good nite to you is if you cant remember fuck all then thats when you would choose cheep beer:thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats what i said :rolleyes:


    Silly men, they never make sense ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Someone nice, intelligent, pretty and who I can have a conversation with. Plus someone who won't go all sulky for no reason and not tell me what the matter is.

    I'm not really bothered about girlfriends and all that though. So long as we win on a Saturday and I've a Magners in my hand then I'm quite self-content.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    an uncomplaceted life
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cassidy04 wrote: »
    an uncomplaceted life

    Yes.

    I like a nice simple life. None of this getting over-emotional bollocks. Oh - and no, I'm not interested in your bloody soap operas so can you NOT twitter on about them? I've an interesting enough life without watching that shite!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmm...reading the 'What do Women Want?' and the 'What do Men Want?' thread, I think between us, we've managed to work out why so many people have problems getting together in the first place....men's needs are so much simpler than women's!!!

    Even when we think we're being simple, we're actually asking for a lot compared with the men....:chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HanHan wrote: »
    Hmmm...reading the 'What do Women Want?' and the 'What do Men Want?' thread, I think between us, we've managed to work out why so many people have problems getting together in the first place....men's needs are so much simpler than women's!!!

    Even when we think we're being simple, we're actually asking for a lot compared with the men....:chin:

    Yes - but men know this, women know this and yet it still goes wrong.

    Didn't you know?! ;)
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    cassidy04 wrote: »
    an uncomplaceted life

    :yes:

    Maybe some fast cars and fast women too.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    g_angel007 wrote: »
    Yes - but men know this, women know this and yet it still goes wrong.

    Didn't you know?! ;)

    Ha! Sadly not...bit slow on the uptake, sometimes!! :D

    But think the problem is that even though, for instance, women know this, and think they're simplifying things, they're still being waaay too complicated...look at the long lists we've all put, compared with the short 1 or 2 things men have put!! :D

    It's a bloomin' miracle anyone gets together at all...:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HanHan wrote: »
    Ha! Sadly not...bit slow on the uptake, sometimes!! :D

    But think the problem is that even though, for instance, women know this, and think they're simplifying things, they're still being waaay too complicated...look at the long lists we've all put, compared with the short 1 or 2 things men have put!! :D

    It's a bloomin' miracle anyone gets together at all...:p

    Just proves you're all a pain in the backside!! :lol::D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote: »
    :yes:

    Maybe some fast cars and fast women too.

    The more of these two, the better. :yes:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    my_name wrote: »
    Now why would anybody choose cheep beer :p

    Cheap as in inexpensive.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Someone I can spend time with who makes me happy. Of course its more complicated than that, but thats what it really boils down to.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HanHan wrote: »
    It's a bloomin' miracle anyone gets together at all...:p


    Alcohol probably brought a lot of people together over the years ..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Alcohol probably brought a lot of people together over the years ..

    Drugs too ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So the key to true love has been drugs and alcohol all this time?? :eek:
    I've clearly been looking in all the wrong places...:rolleyes: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HanHan wrote: »
    So the key to true love has been drugs and alcohol all this time?? :eek:
    I've clearly been looking in all the wrong places...:rolleyes: :p

    No - it's just the key for us blokes to be putting up with your long lists of needs and wants ;):D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    g_angel007 wrote: »
    No - it's just the key for us blokes to be putting up with your long lists of needs and wants ;):D

    :lol::p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What do men want ? Well if i remember correctly, from a certain Valentine thread, it's steak and a blow job :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Didn't someone say that a bloke wants his mum in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, an angel in the garage and a whore in the bedroom. When infact he wants a whore in the kitchen, a whore in the living room, a whore ................... :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    angel in the garage

    Angel ?? :eek2:

    That don't sound right ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote: »
    Cheap as in inexpensive.

    Does cheap have alternate meanings?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    girls that are honest and easy to understand
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    security...

    All this reading about cheaters and cheatees (the one who was cheated on, i guess...), leaves me with a peculiar feeling.

    I'd like to know that my girl really loves me, and for that reason sticks with me. I am not going to abuse the trust she puts into me.

    More over as it has been mentioned: an uncomplicated life.
    Of course a relationship without any quarrels at all isn't a rlship (I think) after all, but nothings more frustrating than fights over little petty shit and therefore:
    I want a girl I can agree with and who shares interests, hobbies and opinions with me.

    no hidden signs, I don't get them fully and I'm not going to change something, when I can't be sure if you mean it like that. just spit it out! we are both more happier with it, then.

    hope that was just about the gals... :blush:
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