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It was good for a laugh, though!
Abi Titmuss is a godawful suggestion. What advice could she dole out other than "how to scaletheheadysocialheightstoNutscenterfoldnirvanaone castingcouch/morallyambiguousZ-listeratatime and influence people"? Please.
What about Kelly/Jack Osbourne? Fair enough people find them hugely annoying but they do tick the boxes (and I quite like them :thumb: but keep that quiet).
Maybe they wouldn't do it though...
Please God, tell me you're kidding? Did you not see her music "career?" Or her presenting "career?" Or her being an annoying twat "career?" Dunno about Jack, I've not seen much of him tbh.
In fact, I'd go so far as to say I'd prefer Charlotte Church, and that's saying something.
JO had drug problems, too, and he did that Adrenaline Junkie programme where he schlopped around the world doing cool things like jumping off waterfalls and training to be a monk. Though minus ten cool points for dating the big-schnozzed one's daughter.
I think I just outed myself as... a fan :nervous: :razz:
I SAID...
What advice could she dole out other than "how to scale the heady social heights to Nuts centerfold nirvana one casting couch/morally ambiguous Z-lister at a time and influence people"?
Capiche?
Okay, got it. And minus 10 cool points for you for coming out as a fan.
Pretty much everyone in Britain finds them more than fairly annoying :razz: Like it or not, the demographic TheSite is aimed at are the kind who will come here if someone they see as "cool" is fronting it. Geeks with curly hair and classes and chicks who look like a transvestite version of Uncle Fester aren't really gonna have that effect. Same goes for alot of the names mentioned in this thread.
Did you accidentally say the quiet bit loud and the loud bit quiet? :razz:
He could do impressions of jacko, craig david, mel b and really raise thesites profile
The most unfunniest bloke ever.
My pal's going out with his sister.
My pal knows his sister, she works in Frasers' and is in a band or something?
She does some freelance cosmetics stuff and is sometimes in Frasers. And aye, she's in a band. Joy's her name. Joy McAvoy
Ahaha, that's the one.
Hilaaaaaaaaaariaaaaaaaaaaah.
I have bad news for you. No Pressure tomorrow!
DEATH DISCO OOFT AYE.
It's cool I'm not going now so it will be shite anyway. Someone from work's leaving night also possibly DD later
Ooh aye, do come to DD! We'll go to the French Dude's house and slag all the electro and indie kids, know?
My idea of a good weekend!
'Fo sho. AH PUUUUUUURE CANNY WAIT SO AH CANNY. Anyways, I'm away to watch yon Wedding Belles. Catch ye.
Ooooh, yes, yes, yes!
Please?
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