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How to get womeon into bed?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Different strokes for different folks!

    Some girls will need complimenting all night, a bit of a smooth approach and others will end up with you if you tell them straight "I'm gonna fuck you tonight"!
    You've got to decide which kind of girl your dealing with, which should be easy after a few minutes of conversation!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    grand master tree wrote: »
    How does one get womeon into bed? For instance in a club/bar/pub situation. I can approach ladies in clubs, have a good funny conversation with em. But what do i do or say to get them to come home with me? anybody help?

    Looking like me will help.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote: »
    Getting the women into bed isn't the problem, it's getting them out of the bed in the morning when you realise they're not the young Jessica Alba lookalike you perceived the night before.

    Seriously though, I never like to approach the situation in a "so do you wanna come and stay at mine?" way. The last time I brought a girl home, we had been chatting about Family Guy during the evening so I asked her if she wanted to come back and watch some Family Guy with me. That's a foolproof technique in getting girls back to your place - Family Guy.

    this is sound advice!:thumb:

    find a common interest film or show etc and invite her round to your to watch it.. that would defiantly work on me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lickalotapuss wrote: »
    others will end up with you if you tell them straight "I'm gonna fuck you tonight"!

    Where do these kind of girls hang out? I need to know.

    Incidentally, Family Guys sucks balls. Completely unfunny, jokes are interchangable and have nothing to do with the plot and generally mindless entertainment for mindless people. Family Guy would not get me into bed.

    South Park on the other hand...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just be yourself, flirt but dont be cheesy or slimy cus it wont get you anywhere
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote: »

    Incidentally, Family Guys sucks balls. Completely unfunny, jokes are interchangable and have nothing to do with the plot and generally mindless entertainment for mindless people. Family Guy would not get me into bed.

    South Park on the other hand...

    Good job I'm not trying to get a 22-year-old male into bed then. :rolleyes:

    I have plenty of downloaded South Park too though. :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote: »
    Good job I'm not trying to get a 22-year-old male into bed then. :rolleyes:

    Yeah, it's only 22-year old females who are stupid and niáve enough to fall for "The Panty Inspector"


    Giggity.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RiSe & ShIne wrote: »
    Yeah, it's only 22-year old females who are stupid and niáve enough to fall for "The Panty Inspector"


    Giggity.

    Maybe they're a lot more astute in Brizzle cos that doesn't work down here.

    I normally just be me, buy a couple of drinks and bust my full repertoire of dance moves. Needless to say, it's worked every weekend for the past 3 weeks.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote: »
    Maybe they're a lot more astute in Brizzle cos that doesn't work down here.

    I normally just be me, buy a couple of drinks and bust my full repertoire of dance moves. Needless to say, it's worked every weekend for the past 3 weeks.

    Ever done it with a Spanish chick?

    Olé.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To be honest in terms of an "out on the pull" situation most women will have decided within two seconds flat whether they're interested in touching your toilet parts or not.

    So how well you bust a move, or how many episodes of Family Guy you have on DVD doesn't make all that much difference... though I guess the latter would probably help most people's cause a little :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    2 seconds???

    damn!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote: »
    To be honest in terms of an "out on the pull" situation most women will have decided within two seconds flat whether they're interested in touching your toilet parts or not.

    toilet parts haha not heard that before
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote: »
    Maybe they're a lot more astute in Brizzle cos that doesn't work down here.

    If they fancy you anything will work tbh. If they don't, nothing will.

    As Briggi says, they'll probably have already made up their mind.

    Giggiddy giggiddy goo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    2 seconds tho????

    2 seconds??

    that means no chat, no move no nothing make a s a difference.

    its just pure first time sight equals a pull or no pull.

    wack.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was a bit of an exagerration, don't panic.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RiSe & ShIne wrote: »
    Ever done it with a Spanish chick?

    Olé.

    Spanish women are HOT.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I always find a mixture of humour and dirtyness works. Try my favourite.

    "You want to come home and see my chair impersonation? I lie down. You sit on my face"

    And remember it's a numbers game. The more people you ask, the more likely you'll score.

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote: »
    It was a bit of an exagerration, don't panic.

    Don't scare me like that! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well its true sort of, you either think, hello this ones hot, or um no thanks, its just the actual decision whether going home with them is a good idea or not. Unless the man has an amaaaazing gift of the gab.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RiSe & ShIne wrote: »
    Ever done it with a Spanish chick?

    Olé.

    Yup. 3 weeks ago :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote: »
    Yup. 3 weeks ago :D

    Family members don't count :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    None of my family are Spanish so :p
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