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how to silence a kitten in heat?

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I've just found out my kittens in heat, shes being really noisy and wont quiet down. what can I do?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pick her up, rest her in your lap, and pet her for a while.

    and if you dont feel like spending quality time with poor kitty, put her in a room where you wont have to deal with it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    already tried, she just wont keep quiet.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Do cats squirt it everywhere when they're in heat? I wouldn't put the thing on my lap they do.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Get her spayed. :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dustbin sack, concrete block, canal.

    Problem solved.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    already tried, she just wont keep quiet.

    One rock, one bag, one kitten and one river.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Dustbin sack, concrete block, canal.

    Problem solved.

    cunt. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Alternatively, if you never intend her to have a littler, then surgery is the best solution. If yuou are planning on a litter, then live with it I'm afraid or let her get out and get laid...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heyoka wrote: »
    pick her up, rest her in your lap, and pet her for a while.

    and if you dont feel like spending quality time with poor kitty, put her in a room where you wont have to deal with it.

    :yes: Just show her some attention and she might quieten down a bit. There is isnt really that much you can do.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote: »
    cunt. :p

    Slow cunt :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my dad says he'd drown her if she came home with kittens. so I guess surgery would do. hell I'll pay just to keep her quiet. I don't want this to go on for 3 weeks.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ours was very noisy when she was younger, if you dont want to breed her you need to get her spayed or she will get preganant without you realising. One of our neighbours cats was a little bugger with that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    we thought she was because she was getting really big but we ruled it out to her just being fat.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote: »
    Do cats squirt it everywhere when they're in heat? I wouldn't put the thing on my lap they do.


    That sounds charming! Neither of my lady dogs ever/do squirted when in season, couple of drops of blood at the most.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You want to get her done. My neighbours cat had eleven kittens in three litters in just over a year.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this forum is turning into the cat forum!!

    Maybe anything goes should be 'kittens and cats'. or not.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yuck! Are you saying that the thing is leaking blood? :shocking:

    I never knew that happened to cats.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've just found out my kittens in heat, shes being really noisy and wont quiet down. what can I do?

    Rubber glove, little finger. Give it about 5 minutes then wash your hands throughly ;)
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    ruby_soho wrote: »
    That sounds charming! Neither of my lady dogs ever/do squirted when in season, couple of drops of blood at the most.

    Your lucky. A lot of bitches make a hell of a mess, even when they're quite good at cleaning themselves.
    I could handle it with my dog, so she got snipped.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    Rubber glove, little finger. Give it about 5 minutes then wash your hands throughly ;)

    Ew. I have had a disgusted look on my face for 5minutes because of that comment. Ew. :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    Rubber glove, little finger. Give it about 5 minutes then wash your hands throughly ;)

    EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    Rubber glove, little finger. Give it about 5 minutes then wash your hands throughly ;)

    I hope thats a joke...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    Rubber glove, little finger. Give it about 5 minutes then wash your hands throughly ;)

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    god i love bestiality jokes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hope thats a joke...

    Its a joke. Only Rubberskin can say stuff like that and get away with it. Even if it does make you feel a bit sick.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my friends cat had kittens, they kept one female and one male and gave the rest too homes, not long after both mother and daughter were pregnant at the same time and had their litters within a week of each other.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Only Rubberskin can say stuff like that and get away with it.

    It's a Lilly Savage quote :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    It's a Lilly Savage quote :)

    Even so, I dont many other people would say something like that on here. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can't you just shoot it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im getting temped. besides guns are illegal.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im getting temped. besides guns are illegal.

    It'd be one less skanky cat wandering about. God knows why anyone would have one, they're disgusting.
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